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A Definitive Ranking of Frozen Pizzas

It's not all pizza.

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A Definitive Ranking of Frozen Pizzas
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I spend most of my summer working, like most college students. At the end of most nights, I go home and my boyfriend already knows what we're doing after I get done with work at 11pm - making and eating a frozen pizza. Ever since I was young, I was around frozen pizzas, from my mom in her college days, to now me in mine. You name a brand of frozen pizza, I have tried it. I eat pizza SIX NIGHTS A WEEK when I am home, so I am pretty much an expert. Without further ado, here is a ranking of frozen pizzas from worst to best.


6. Ellio's

Now I know, people might try and fight me on this. I work at a grocery store and people buy this brand A LOT. But, do not trust pizza that comes in 9 slices. I promise there are better pizzas out there.


5. Celeste

This pizza does not take bad, but let me tell you this is a personal pizza for a toddler. I can eat four of them. Maybe 8.


4. Freschetta

For the life of me, I cannot get this pizza to be crisp on the bottom. EVER.


3. Tony's

Cheap (us college kids are on a budget), and can honestly taste so good if it's left in the oven to a nice pan crispness.


2. Red Baron

This is what everyone buys when they're sold out of the best frozen pizza brand of all time...


1. DiGiornio

Everyone who eats frozen pizza can agree that DiGiorno's are the best. Also, I strongly suggest the garlic bread pizza, if you have not tried it. I will travel long distances to find it, as it is not sold at the closest grocery stores to me. Worth it.


Sometimes you have less than $14 and want a whole pizza. Frozen pizza provides you with that option, granted that you get a good one. Go forth, and eat pizza!

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