Every Disney movie has the strapping man with flawless eyebrows and a dazzling smile. According to Disney Wiki, there are 8,629 total male identified characters in the Disney universe. Some are kind, some are wild, and some are just plain beautiful. Here's a list of a select 19 Disney men and how I believe they'd be as boyfriends in the real world.

1. Flynn Rider

Quite possibly the dreamiest man in the Disney universe. Those eyebrows, that jawline, that smold. And yeah, we were all a little older when "Tangled" came out, but Flynn still managed to steal my heart (every pun intended). Zachary Levi (voice of Flynn Rider), you sly devil. Flynn can use me for extortion of stolen property any day. 9/10.

2. Aladdin

My first love. Ever. Really. Maybe it's the fact that he's adorably sweet, or the fact that he's voiced by DJ's boyfriend from "Full House" (Scott Weinger, another hot dude), or the fact that 90% of the movie, all he's wearing is harem pants and a teeny vest. Okay, it's definitely the fact that he only wore a teeny vest. Still, Aladdin proves he'd make a dope boyfriend. He's got a flying carpet for crying out loud, he could take you anywhere on a date. And if he's good enough for the hottest princess in the Disney universe, he's good enough for you. Sure, he lied, but he had the best intentions, Jasmine. Perfect boyfriend. 10/10.

3. Prince Hans

Disgusting. Got my hopes up with that first song and then ruined everything. Happy he got punched by Anna. 0/10.

4.Hercules

Hercules, with biceps of bronze and a heart of gold. He's literally described as "Hunk-ules", and I couldn't think of a better description. I mean, just look how sweetly he smooches Meg (EVEN THE GIF MAKES ME GIDDY). He gives up a life of immortality for love. He'd probably carry you wherever you wanted to go, say goodbye to walking. Such a good Greek man. 10/10.

5. Jack Sparrow

It's Johnny Depp. Most of Jack Sparrow's points come from the fact that it's Johnny Depp. Let's face it, he's a beautiful pirate but a pirate nonetheless. A little eccentric and a lot unpredictable. But, hey, I'm sure he'd show you a good time in Tortuga. 7/10.

6. Prince Eric

Sigh. An actual dreamboat. Black hair + blue eyes = *heart eyes emoji*. That being said, Eric is arguably the dumbest Disney prince out there. I mean, how could he not know Ariel was the one who saved him from the shipwreck? She had the same face! Eric didn't think "laryngitis?" at all, oh no. Sigh. He eventually comes to his senses and his dimples and harpoon skills save the day. Point for the pretty boy! 7/10.

7. Prince Charming

Honestly, incredibly overrated. Also even dumber than Eric because he couldn't recognize Cinderella until she put the shoe on. How, Charming? How? 5/10.

8. Prince Philip

The first time you see this cutie he's dancing in a forest (in a non-creepy way). He's just so dreamy. He saves her from dragons and Maleficent (who frankly terrified me as a child, so that knocks him up a few more pegs). Philip is an all-around cutie. 9/10.

9. Tarzan

OH, YES. WILD CHILD. IN A LOIN CLOTH. WITH ABS. Dreamy eyes and a loving heart. Tarzan is accepting, open, smart, and brave. And topless. Anyone who can hold his own with a family of gorillas AND English high society deserves a prize. 10/10.

10. Prince Adam

Oh dear God. What could be better than someone who's beautiful inside and out? He wants Belle to read to him and share her ideas when others (cough, Gaston) shamed her for it and called her odd. Prince Adam is the kind-hearted type of beast you need in your life. 10/10.

11. Gaston

Creepily obsessed with himself. Way too into killing animals. Grossly misogynistic. His only redeeming factor is his chest hair, and even then...nope. 2/10.

12. Prince Edward (Enchanted)

Sigh... so pretty, yet so dumb. James Marsden is incredibly beautiful, and Prince Edward is a hopeless romantic, but I couldn't see this going anywhere. McDreamy would've been my choice. 7/10.

13. Shang

He's not the best with words, but he's beautiful and fearless, and he learns a great deal about women when Mulan whips him into shape. I'm the grandma that asks him to stay forever. 8/10.

14. Prince Naveen

DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMY. Musically inclined with a jaw line that could slice cheese, Naveen is a true beauty. Sure, he acted up a bit to Tiana, but he learned his lesson from a strong woman. A great catch (pun intended). 9/10.

15. John Smith

To quote Pocahontas, "these white men are dangerous." Very true for John Smith and his gang in the New World. Though he loves Pocahontas, he didn't make the best choices, and in real life, the English brought along smallpox with their ships. Not cool. 4/10.

16. Cassim (Aladdin's dad)

If I ever stop to wonder why I'm attracted to older men, this guy is definitely a huge contributing factor. Aladdin's dad (who we meet in Aladdin and The King of Thieves) is a hottie. Like a total silver fox. With perfect eyebrows and a remarkable jaw. Al must get it from his daddy.

That being said, Hottie McHot Dad is still a thief and kind of a bad guy, but being reunited with his son brought out the best in him! So Cassim The Silver Fox is totally redeemed. 45/10. (Also possibly his age.)

17. David (Lilo and Stitch)

Totally hunky Hawaiian hottie. He's so sweet and loving toward Nani and Lilo, and he takes care of them when they need it most. He's not full of himself, even though Lilo told him Nani's diary talked about how cute his butt is. David is a precious boy who must be protected at all costs. 10/10.

18. Kronk

A beefcake from the wrong side of the tracks, Yzma's henchman has a heart of gold even though he works for the grossest woman in Kuzco's kingdom. He can cook, he can make a mean drink, and he can carry 300 pounds on his back. Stay gold, Kronk. 8/10.

19. Tadashi ("Big Hero 6")

*dreamy sigh* I love Big Hero 6. I love everything about this movie. I especially love the big-hearted, brilliant, selfless, adorable big brother Tadashi. He spends nearly the entirety of his college career creating a robot that takes care of the needs of other people. Swoon-worthy and precious. I bet he'd buy you flowers and be embarrassed when you tried to hold his hand. 10/10.