We've all perused the frozen food aisles of the grocery store looking for a frozen pizza to tide us over to a real meal, and let's face it, there are just some frozen pizzas that are miles above others.
This is a definitive ranking of the most common frozen pizzas in grocery stores across the midwest. All pizza's are ranked on a 5 pizza scale.
Jack's Pizza
Jack's Pizza only gets a 2 pizza rating for the sole fact that its cardboard base covered in ketchup and knock-off Kraft Singles cheese is so bad that it makes it fun to eat. One never buys Jack's Pizza for its taste (because it has none) but because it's super cheap and usually makes for a funny story when you accidentally burn it because it's too thin to be cooked in an oven.
Annie's Homegrown
Annie's is really trying to make something that shouldn't be healthy, healthy and in return, they lose out on taste. This organic frozen pizza gets 1 pizza because it tastes a little better than Jack's but it's 3x more expensive and less fun to make and eat.
Tomb Stone
For roughly $1.70 you get a pretty good frozen pizza with Tombstone Original. This is a cheap and easy snack when you're on a tight college budget. Although the experience is bearable, why settle for this when there are so many better options out there. Tombstone is the equivalent to that math class you took freshman year; average taste, average price, average experience
Totino's Party Pizza
We all know that if these were Totino's Pizza Rolls, this would be a different story. Those little nuggets of happiness are super addicting, but their full frozen pizza's aren't that far off. This frozen pizza gets a 4 pizza rating because it's cheap, not too salty, and actually has some great flavors. Although the packaging takes us back to the early 90s, it's a little tbt to watching Nickelodeon and eating this pretty tasty frozen pizza with friends after school.
Home Run Inn
DiGiorno
We have reached the god of all frozen pizza's, when they say "It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno" they're serious. The flakey crust, great flavor, cheap price - you just can't beat this frozen pizza. Sometimes I would even rather have this than delivery (especially if Sarpino's is the only place open). You can easily pass this frozen pizza off as home made because the ingredients on this pizza taste fresh and you would never know it came from the frozen section unless you tell people or you eat it enough to know the taste.
