Seven. Seven is the number of days in a week. People have their good days, and people have their bad days. Some days are for fun in the sun and partying all day while others are for working and and getting down to business. I have researched and studied the behaviors of people I know and from that I have created a definitive list of the days of the week ranked from worst to best.
7. Monday
This is no surprise. Ever since that orange cat Garfield proclaimed his hatred of this dreaded day, so has everyone else. Its the begging of the work week, a bummer of all days, and definitely the worst day of the week.
6. Sunday
Now this may be a surprise to some but it will make sense once I explain. Now yes, you don't go to work or do anything of importance on Sundays but thats the point. You cant really go out and do fun stuff at night becasue you would have to wake up early the next day for the worst day of the week. From my personal experience I hate doing fun things on Sunday becasue the next day is just so bad it ruins the fun of it. Trust this one, next time Sunday comes around notice how horrible and boring it is (this excludes Football season).
5. and 4. Tuesday and Wednesday
(in that order): To me and the "study" I preformed I noticed Tuesday and Wednesday are basically the same exact thing. They are in the middle of the week and they are days that could be interchangeable. They are days of that week that you mistake one for the other becasue they are pretty much the same thing.
3. Thursday
I look at Thursday as a Pre-Friday. Since its the day before Friday which the the end of the work week people start celebrating that day as if it were the last day of the work week which then introduces Thirsty Thursday. Thursdays can be fun even though its a work day and work night you just have to celebrate the right way.
2. Saturday
Morning cartoons (yes I still watch cartoons on Saturday morning, they may be South Park but still cartoons), chillaxing in your pajamas till an unreasonable hour, doing literally nothing all day until night time and that usually means drinking heavily. You got nothing to do this day but relax and do whatever you want to do. You have no responsibilities, you have no work the next day and you can sleep till whenever you want. This is a day for fun! Even though this great day is number two it is still a very close number two to the number one day of the week.
1. Friday
Yes, Friday is the best day of the week. Now a lot of people must be wondering why and I will tell you. Friday is a perfect balance between work and play. During the day you work hard and you know the weekend is coming up. Just the shear excitement from that alone is enough to make the work day livable. After work you can kick back and relax, OR you can go out and celebrate the end of a week. Go H.A.M. and celebrate living through another week of life on Friday night becasue the next day you dont have to do anything but tend to your aching body. FriYAY is without a doubt the best day of the week.
Weeks come and weeks go. The fact we make them out alive is a miracle. Some weeks are better then others. Agree or disagree but this is the official ranking of the days of the week.
