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Dear Future Husband

Here are some things I want my future husband to know.

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Dear Future Husband
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Like most little girls, I've dreamed about my Wedding day for what seems like forever. I have planned everything from my colors and my bridesmaids to the dress. Of course, I'm missing a key component. A boyfriend (Let's face it, I think it would be frowned upon if I married my dog). I know, I know. Someday my prince will come, I'm so young, there's plenty of time, I just have to put myself out there. Let's get those out of the way because I know all these things are true. Someday, I'll meet someone who will fit into my wedding plans. Who knows, I might let him change a couple things if I really like him. I've been thinking about something as a lot of my friends are either getting engaged or getting married. If I had a chance to write a letter to my future husband, what would it say? I think it might say something like this :

Dear Future Husband,

Here's a few things you need to know if you wanna be my one and only all my life. JUST KIDDING. I am not Meghan Trainor. (love her, though. (You go girl!)


Now to the real letter.

Future Husband.

Hi! I'm sure you are great because I obviously said yes to your proposal (haha). This means that by now you have met my parents, my crazy family whom I love very much, and my best friends. I'm glad they love you just as much as I do. Here are a few things you should know about me, if you don't know them already.

1. I love food. If I'm mad at you, food is always the answer. Ask my mom, she knows.

2. I know I can be mean sometimes, but it's probably just because I love you. I'm a Brown, we poke fun at the people we love.

3. We should never go to bed mad at each other. I don't know the actual statistic on that, but I know married people do it, and we are getting married so I guess we qualify.

4. We should make dinner together. Not all the time don't worry, just sometimes. My parents do that, and that's pretty cool.

5. Football-- I don't know what college team you cheer for, but I hope it's Tennessee because any other team would be hard to marry into. If you wear orange for AT LEAST two games a year, I'll wear your team's colors for AT LEAST two games too.

6. Thanksgiving and Christmas. We can do that thing where we switch families every other , as long as my parents are welcome.

9. Pets-- Can we please have a cat AND a dog?

10. If our pets survive, I guess we should try the kid thing.

11. If we fight, know that I'm gonna want to fix it. It probably took me a while to meet you, so there's no use in getting a divorce over a stupid fight. Unless you cheat on me. Then, my dad, uncles, and friends will mess up your car before Carrie Underwood can say "before he cheats."

I look forward to a beautiful wedding and a beautiful life together.

Sincerely,

Your future wife.


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