Dear summer body,

It’s me again. I know we have this discussion every year, but let me just explain.

First of all, I know I was working out during the school year and taking great care of you. Those were good times we had. However, I can now relieve stress by laying by the pool and carelessly watching Netflix.

Second, I have a lot more food to eat. You understand that, right? I try to make you feel good with ice cream on a sunny day. You should really be thanking me. There’s nothing like being around family all summer and being cooked for all of the time. Can I say no to that?

Honestly, between you and me, why were our expectations so high about having the perfect body for summer? You know I love cake more than bikinis. What difference is a little more weight? Neither of us would enjoy a diet, but we’ll enjoy summer fun either way.

What makes summer so amazing is getting to lay in bed all day, do you really want me to give that up? I know our goal was to lose ten pounds and not gain it, but did we really enjoy going to gym anyway?

I’m stuck with you all year round, my friend, and I’m sorry that you’re stuck with me. I know being healthy is a good idea, but I promise we will both be happy forever… one donut at a time.

XOXO,

Me