As I child, there were so many crazy things I wanted for Christmas. Mom and Dad, sorry for making you spend so much money. Today, I still want quite a few things, but, really, they're rather simple, so Santa, if you're listening, this is all I want for Christmas:
1. To be able to sleep in
2. Homecooked meals
3. To shower with bear feet
4. To not have to take the 80
5. To binge watch Netflix
6. To teleport
7. A puppy
8. Free coffee
9. A warm vacation
10. To do absolutely nothing and not feel guilty about it
P.S. I promise I've been nice.