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Dear Pizza, I Love You More Than Everything

You come with never-ending possibilities and I never get bored of you.

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Dear Pizza, I Love You More Than Everything
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Dear Pizza,

Hello. I love you. I know, I know, it took me a while to admit it directly to you but you are everything to me. I couldn't possibly live without you. You come in all different shapes and sizes and I don't know which I love more. You come with never-ending possibilities and I never get bored of you. There was that one time where I got sick after eating you and we had to take a break. I am sorry I doubted you, it was silly of me to blame you for that situation. You have never let me down. Honestly Pizza... thank you for being you.

That thin crust is crispy and crunchy and deep dish crust is so incredible too. Hand-tossed crust? don't even get me started. But that's only the start. Everyone loves you, pizza, you just get it. Comfort food has never tasted so good. Whether you are eating Domino's, Home Run Inn frozen pizzas or brick oven pizza, you are constantly cheesy, saucy and delicious. Damn. What a food. Will I get the Red sauce, BBQ sauce, Pesto sauce or Bechamel sauce? Sausage, Pepperoni, Bacon, Prosciutto? Green pepper, Mushrooms, Olives, Spinach? Mozzarella, Goat, Parm, Romano, Ricotta? Sooooooo many possibilities holy moly.

Pizza thank you for making me happy no matter the situation. You always have the type of pizza I want in the moment. I couldn't imagine eating anything else at 2 am or having anything else for dinner on Sunday's at home or birthday parties as a kid. You have been with me through it all.

For those of you that don't love pizza like I do. First of all, that's rude. Second of all, You have no soul. Third of all, you need to get medically checked out because if you have gone your life without the magic of pizza then you have lived a very messed up life. Yes... Maybe you could say I am a bit obsessed. But I have many people behind me on this. Pizza is amazing and should be given praise. Cold pizza in the morning? Ever tried it? I highly recommend it. One day I ate pizza for every meal.... no shame. Actually pretty proud of this fact. That was a damn good day.

Anyways, I think you get the gist but basically, I have a strong and deep love for pizza. Pizza, you have made my life 1000% better. Thank you for all you do and for being tasty as all hell.

xoxo,

You're biggest fan

P.S. Anyone wanna order some pizza with me? Oh shit. Wait. New idea. Let's get those frozen Lou Malnati's pizzas. Best idea I have ever had, hand's down. Calling them right now.

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