Dear Nephew,
You're here! You finally made it. Welcome to our crazy, dysfunctional and loving family. Sorry to be the one to break it to you, but we're a bunch of weirdos. But hey, you will never be bored.
I'm your aunt, which means I'm super fun and you can always come to me if you need anything. I'm here to play with you when you're bored and cheer you up when you are sad. I can love you more than anything in the world, and protect you almost as well as mommy and daddy can.
You're only a few days old right now, so you have no idea what is in store for you. A life of love, laughter, and happiness is what your future holds nephew. Your mommy and daddy love you so much, and they will do anything to give you the best life possible. Yeah, they will be overbearing and protective, but it's because you are the most precious thing to them. Try not to be so hard on them when you are older.
Grammy is a little crazy sometimes, but she means well. Right now she calls you her little poopie, and I don't think she will ever stop. She has a nice set up at her house so if you ever want to give mom and dad a break, grammy will be more than happy to steal you. She is going to spoil the crap out of you, use it to your advantage. Also, grandpa will do whatever you want. Only a few days old and you've already got the family wrapped around your tiny fingers. Go you!
Your uncles are pretty cool. Almost all of them love sports, so you'll have guys to play with when you're older. You guys can ride bikes, play catch, play with cars, and whatever else you want to do. Watch out for Uncle Jeffrey though, he said he is going to make you a 'pimp' one day and we aren't too sure what that means yet.
You can't choose your family, but we're glad you've joined ours.
If you ever want to relax, nap, hang out, or talk, you can always come to me. If you want to go on adventures, walks, play a game, or just want to give mom and dad a day off then you can always count on your aunt.
You are loved very much nephew, and you always will be.
All my love, your favorite aunt.