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Dear Ice-T

I want to Revoke your Black card

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Dear Ice-T

Dear Ice T,

I read an article on why you believe every black man needs a white woman. The first point "White girls can get their hair wet. It’s summertime, who wants to be in a pool with a girl who can't get their weave wet. White girls just jump in the pool without any care. Mr. Ice T, I am an American woman who happens to be of a Blasian decent and I can jump in the water and swim might I add without worrying about a wig, weave or any other extension you think only black women use to make them seem acceptable in your eyes.

White women (including your wife CoCo) use extensions (we can tell by her bad hair job), you might want to find her another hair designer, I know a few...CoCo I could hook you up boo.

Second point, "White girls don’t talk back. Put a little aggression in your voice and she will do whatever you say. That doesn’t fly with otherraces, though. They want to fight. Always." Mr. Ice now you started putting others races down because of your love of white women, not all the other races are aggressive, and I personally know some awesome white sisters that will cut you if you mess with them.

Third point, "It’ easier introducing them to your family/friends. “Everyone, this is Amber,” is WAY easier on the ears than, “Everyone, this is Shaniqua. Just saying." Dude, okay how can I put this CoCo isn’t easier to force feed to your family instead of Amber. I am pretty sure when you introduced her they were like what the hell? Where is Shaniqua at least she was all natural and wasn’t injecting herself with E. Coli to look more a Kartrashian (Kardashian)...Just saying.

Point four, "White girls have WAY less restrictions in the bedroom than another races. You can basically do whatever, wherever with them. And they’ll smile through it all." Okay, Ice-T I can concede with that one because hunty I ain’t for everybody… I am an acquired taste…. hehehe

Point five, "White girls aren’t looking to be in a rap video. Meaning when y’all go out, she’s not looking for you to buy out the bar and light the club up with sparklers. She doesn’t care about any of that sh*t. She just wants her drinks and music." I will address this particular point later in this article.

Let’s move right on to his sixth-idiotic point, "White girls have no problem spoiling their men with gifts. They LOVE that shit! It’s an ego boost for them. (See Kim Kardashian’s birthday present to Kanye? OK then.) … Let me address this nicely Kim K is NOT white!!!! She is Armenian So not just white women spoil their men I know when I am in a relationship the man I am with is very well satisfied. Kanye just had a foot in mouth public relations debacle himself with a stupid TrumpsterJuice-like tweet when he said he only wanted mixed raced “African Americans “Ice Ice Baby ooh the wrong person well you are corny as hell.

So let me move on to his seventh point, "White girls don’t give you as many headaches as other races. There’s no nagging, complaining, and other annoying ass behavior. No running through your phone and wanting to know who such and such is." Good Mr. Ice-T maybe it was the type of women you attract who would do that but me, myself, I rarely even check my own phone and my parents taught me if you go searching you will usually find something, but the truth will always come out, in the end, Karma's a bitch and she knows when to appear.

Point eight this butt wipe uttered, "White girls cater to and love to take care of their men. Cooking? No problem. Cleaning? No problem. Anything else you want? No problem." Do I really need to debunk this one? Are you mad or Nah bruh, you must’ve got hurt from all other races except a white woman maybe if you stop generalizing you will see that you are degrading white women as well as other races?

Next Point, "You ever receive head from a white girl? I rest my case." I am gonna let you have that one…hehehe and his last point the number one reason black guys prefer white women, "White girls are just more FUN. There’s no other way to put it. If you just want to have without any of the negative sh*t, get you a white girl."

I really want to revoke your Black card... Do not dismiss the person who given you birth just because you prefer a white woman to be in your bed... Not all black men want a white woman in their bed that's your preference and right to have any race you desire in your bed...I myself congratulate you on your preference it helps me know your idiocy is something that I will never want in my presence personally... Not all white women are submissive and meek as you so eloquently explained (in my sarcastic voice) hold up wait, didn't Ms. CoCo cheat on you with a wack ass wannabe rapper and was in your videos?! Wasn't Ms. CoCo a Video Hoe, oops I mean Vixen?! And aren't most of the video hoes usually lite-brite or white?

You made me write an article about the idiocy of you....

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