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DEAR HATERS

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This one is for all my haters out there.

Listen, I do not know who you are, where you live, but thats quite irrelevant. I would like to start off by apologizing for anything I may have done to offend you, I mean no ones perfect right? Hannah Montana said so. Anyways, I am truly sorry that you do not like me. I am a freaking weird, sometimes funny person who likes to make new friends, and I am sorry that we are not currently at that point. However, I do applaud you for not liking me, everyone needs those people rooting for them to fail right?

I mean, is it just me, or do you like to prove people wrong? Show people how well you can succeed without their support. It is a fantastic thing. To the girls that hate me, I probably said some things about you in high school, am I right? Oh the adolescent days. I am sorry for my immaturity, and please know that my words stemmed from a really gross place. You probably are a awesome person, and I totally misread you. Anywho, I am sorry.

But to the people who hate me for no specific reason,

I would like to thank you for not being my friend. For not faking a friendship and putting my life through hell. I would like to give you a round of applause for choosing to stay out of my life. I am not really entirely sure why you do not like me, but I mean, you in no way shape or form know me, correct? Lets be real here, I do post some BOMB instagram selfies, but I mean a good 97% of the time I do not look like that. You know those creepy people of walmart? Sometimes I look like that. It is okay though.

I just want you to know that no, I do not, nor ever would want your boyfriend. I'm steady focusing on me. I've got goals that do not involve being in a relationship.

If your significant other slid into my dms one day, I can 100% tell you that I shut him down. I do not mess with cheaters. Or other girl's boys. That's Girl Code.

No, I am not jealous of you, I am too preoccupied with my life to even focus on yours.

If I shot you down, I am sorry but I am not looking for a relationship currently.

I am a sufferer of CBF (Chronic Bitch Face), so if I ever gave you a hateful look, it probably was not on purpose. I was probably dozing off thinking about tacos or something and my face just kind of rested in it's natural place.

In all honesty, if you TRULY hate me. Like ABSOLUTELY despise me, I suggest you talk to me about it. Maybe we can come to some happy medium. In reality, I probably instagram stalk you, and think you're awesome. I've learned in my life that I cannot live with hatred in my life. It uncovers so much anger and sadness. I have forgiven anyone who has done me wrong, and you, dear hater, I hope you learn to do the same. Life is way too damn short.

XOXO,

Your Biggest Fan


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