Dear college boy,
You might wanna think about the next girl you play or the next girl(s) you talk to. We're done with your petty and small minded games. I know I can't speak for all girls here, but the girls who don't play games back; you need to stop being dumb. Yes, I know I'm not the only girl you talk to... Thanks to social media and your snap story. So yesterday when we were hanging out, when you said I was your everything, was I just your everything on a Monday?
Let's talk about some of the dumb stuff you do. #1 LYING. We are not stupid at all. Fun fact: when we ask you questions, we majority of the time already know the answers. #2 Why do you guys try to talk to multiple girls at once? Like yes. Alexa & I are suite mates... I know you were with her last night. Do not try to tell me you weren't, and then ask me to hang out with you. #3 You say "I don't believe in labels" but when you talk about your EX GF you said she was "crazy". #4 The little things are too much to ask for. "I'm sorry I wanted a glass of water". Like really is it that hard to get a glass, fill it with ice and water? #5 "bros before hoes" This makes absolutely no sense. If that was really the case, you wouldn't really be trying to talk to seven girls at once.
I'd like to talk about the things you should do, though! You should probably stop messing around with five girls at once for starters. Next thing you should do, delete all those tinder pick up lines you have saved on your phone. PS we hate them and you make us want to punch you. Please please stop lying to us. We know everything. Legit everything. If you ask Alexa to hang out one night and me the next? You probably won't hear from either of us again. We're girls, we talk about these things. And yes.. we talk a lot of crap on you too. Some basic things you can do to make our lives slightly easier would be; compliment us. Even if you didn't see us in class today, tell us we look good. If we ask you to have lunch with us, just eat lunch with us. It doesn't have to be every day but once in a while would be nice. We really love back rubs and movie nights! Which sounds like more fun; watching movies with a whole bunch of guys or watching a movie with a girl who might give you a backrub in return?
I would like to end this rant on a positive note! Thank you to all the not so nice boys, you give us something not to look for in the next boy. So the next time, I meet a guy and he disrespects his mother like you did... I'll thank ya for it. Or if he says "I can't eat lunch with you...It'll be weird." Thanks again.
