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Dear Bouncer, I Just Wanna Hang

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Dear Bouncer, I Just Wanna Hang

My Dear Mr. Bouncer Friend,

I promise you, I just wanna hang. I just wanna dance to good music and hang with good friends and I wanna do it wherever I want. Does having a good time have an age limit? Is that illegal? No. I don't wanna do illegal things. I am well aware that I'm #under21swag and trust me, I accept that.

Let me tell you a story. This past weekend, it was my best friend's 21st birthday, and guess what? I couldn't even fulfill my best friend duties and celebrate with her out on the town because I'm #under21swag. I think that is one of the great tragedies of our time, to be honest. I just wanna be social and do as the social do... socialize! Who puts an age on being social? News flash! Social doesn't have an age! Please, please, please do not make me drop tons of money on a worthy fake just to hang out with my friends in a place where alcohol just happens to be sold at, or just for you to deny me and force me walk home defeated because I'm #under21swag.

I believe the saying goes, 'girls just wanna have fun,' not 'girls just wanna get illegally trashed.' Thank you.

Sincerely,

#under21swag


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