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If The Days Of The Week Were People

We all know Monday has a personality.

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This week has been what feels like eternity. It's March of my senior year and I think all of my classmates can agree we are pretty much over everything. As this week drags on I started to think about the days of the week and what people they would be. We can all agree Monday has a personality of its own.

1. Sunday

Sunday is supposed to be a day of rest, but if you're like me, the Sabbath just makes me think and dread of what is to come the next day. I think Sunday is like your grandma. She makes the best food and she lets you do whatever you'd like, what could be better? But at the end of a week's stay at your grandparent's, you're ready for it to be over.

2. Monday

Oh dreaded Monday. It being the second to worst day of all, I'd describe it as a door to door salesmen. They come knocking on your door at the worst possible time. Maybe you're eating dinner or you just woke up, either way you don't want to purchase a new vacuum cleaner today! You can't wait for their spiel to be over.

3. Tuesday

Monday is bad, but Tuesday really takes the cake. Tueday is the person you hate the most. You still haven't gotten over your mental exhaustion and then you remember you have to do it all over again that morning. The weekend is still fresh in you mind unfortunately.

4. Wednesday

What day is it? Hump day. Wednesday is the "friend" you see at the grocery store. You love her, but gosh does she ever stop talking? You're in the middle of Walmart, or if we extend this metaphor the week, and you really are just trying to get out of there. And when you successfully exit, or better yet get over the hump, it's the best feeling ever.

5. Thursday

Thursday is your ex-boyfriend, it's what almost could have been. It's the day before Friday, and you're excited for the next day, but it's still just a regular day. There's nothing really special about it, just that it was good for a while, but then it ended.

6. Friday

Friday is your best friend. The person who knows everything about you (even the weird parts) and they still love and accept you. They're down for last minute plans, just as long as they're with you!

7. Saturday

Saturday is my mom to me. My mom is even better than my best friend and that's saying a lot. She's always there for me, no interruption. Saturday is Friday's better twin, there's no work and school: a perfect day to do absolutely nothing.

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