A typical Saturday in college tends to consist of one thing and one thing only... Daylonging or Day drinking.. whichever you prefer to call it. Students wake up at the crack of dawn, sometimes earlier than they typically would for classes, all to do what? DRINK. No, we are not insane and no we are not alcoholics, we just enjoy the shenanigans and memories that come with the day.

From the minute we wake up to the minute we debate our post daylong nap, each daylonger will ask themselves a million questions. Here are the before, during, and after questions we each ask our (more than likely drunk) selves.

Before:

1. What time are we pre-gaming?

2. Where are we pre-gaming?

3. Should I eat breakfast?

4. What should I wear?

5. Fur vest? Jersey?

6. Where did I put my alcohol?

7. Should I wear my sunglasses?

8. Will a flannel ruin my outfit?

9. Should I drink champagne and O.J. too?

10. Maybe I should change into a t-shirt dress?

11. How far of a walk is it?

12. Do you think that family is judging me?

13. Do I have enough money in my account to Uber?

During:

14. Can I have a Natty?

15. Where are my friends?

16. What song is this?

17. Wonder what I'll drunkenly eat later?

18. Is there toilet paper in the bathroom?

19. Is it me or do frat boys look better in the dark?

20. Is that boy checking me out or do I have something on my face?

21. Why am I drunk at 11 a.m.?

22. Is that boy on the football team?

23. Can I combine the alcohol I drank last night, with the alcohol I'm drinking now, and what I plan to drink tonight?

24. Why can't I keep my converse white for more than five seconds?

25. Is there any more beer left?

26. What happened to my sunglasses?

27. Will I be okay if I take another shot?

28. Why is that guy in a pink fur hat with a jersey and boots?

29. Can I sober up before my paper is due?

30. Or should I just take another shot and take an L?

31. *Sees self in mirror and asks self* -- "Why are you like this?"

32. Why did I think it was okay to wear a t-shirt dress in 20 degree weather?

33. Where is my fracket?

34. Should I steal someone else's?

35. Should I go home?

Post-Daylong:

36. Am I going to throw up?

37. Will I be able to rally for tonight?

38. Do I have enough money for Chipotle?

39. Why is the line out the door?

40. Is it worth the wait?

41. Do look sober enough to be out in public?

42. Should I nap before we go out again?

43. *Wakes up from nap* -- What the f happened today?

44. Can I even take a shot?

45. What will the night bring?