The sun is out and the winter brisk is nearly done with. The semester is slowly winding down and the lack of motivation is at its peak. The sun's out, so it's time to put the sweaters away and break out your summer-wear. It's been a long, tan-less, slow winter.
So bring on the cute crop tops, tanks, maxi dresses, and strapless everything. Not to mention the new bikini's to just hit shelves...
But plot twist--the struggle is way too real because you have big boobs. It's not as glamorous as the [less bustier] bystander might think. Also, all male opinions and input are irrelevant and invalid... for now.
Here are some reasons why big boobs and summer are the not so perfect mix, and why you should stop wishing for them.
1. While your friends can easily buy cute bathing suits, you cannot.
It's remotely impossible--whether looking at one pieces or two, nope.
2. But when you do find one, wearing just your bikini top and shorts calls for unwanted attention.
You might be hanging out with your girls, but your girls are hanging out.
3. Trendy strapless summer styles are impossible to keep up with.
Thank you for not thinking about us, you inconsiderate designers.
4. Want to go for a run in the beautiful weather? Think again.
Let me just find two, too tight, sports bras first.
5. Your body gets at least 85 degrees hotter and it can easily ruin your day.
6. Dressing sophisticated for your summer job/internship is even harder to do.
But mom, it's not my fault.
7. Finding the perfect crop top at your favorite store and in your size.
Then trying it on, and basically looking like you have nothing on.
8. Just when you think it can't get any worse, you can't even wear a tank top.
There's zero ways to make it less sexual.
9. After finally adjusting to hiding it in the winter, there's more side boob.
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One of the most irritating things a girl with big boobs has to deal with.
10. Since they're exposed more, you have to deal with your significant other or "whatever he is considered"-- boys... more.
Stop it, stop it, stop it. This shouldn't be news to you.
11. The built-in bra's in those summer dresses are a lie and useless.
The lack of support can be justified as cruel and unusual punishment.
12. God forbid you don't wear a bra with a summer "non-support" needed outfit.
LOL, who are we kidding? Gravity is not and will not ever be our friend.
13. Therefore, the quest for finding decent boob tape is still a thing.
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'Cause no backless bra ever works.
14. Doing good deeds can come across differently and sexually.
I'm just trying to help out my family since the family BBQ starts soon.
15. Once your friends pick up on the struggle, they ask if you'd get a reduction.
I'm sorry, what? Are you going to get a nose job?
Having big boobs, well, it definitely has its perks (no pun intended) and for reasons I'd rather not get into... so we'll save that for another day.
So to all you ladies out there--to conclude, don't wish for "my boobs." It's not all that fabulous like you might think it is, especially this time of the year.
With that being said, with each body type comes its own struggles. However, no matter what, every woman should remind themselves that everyone is built differently.
Love your body. There's beauty within and you should do nothing but own it.
