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A Day In The Life Of Not Having Coffee, As Told By 'Gilmore Girls'

There are people that like coffee, and then there are people that NEED coffee.

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A Day In The Life Of Not Having Coffee, As Told By 'Gilmore Girls'
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There are people that like coffee, and then there are people that NEED coffee. The "Gilmore Girls" are notably known as being big coffee addicts, so who better to describe what life without coffee is like when you're addicted to coffee?

1. Waking up is absolutely impossible

2. Your eyes keep twitching and you're hoping people don't think you're flirting


3. When someone asks you if you can do something the answer is always no.

4. You find yourself so caffeine deprived that you're acting ridiculous

5. You end up hysterically laughing at absolutely nothing

6. You're basically half asleep all day and can't stop yawning

7. You hate everything about life

8. You can't remember anything you were supposed to do because you can't think clearly

9. You can't help but roll your eyes at everything

10. You have no patience for class or homework or anything related

11. You have a short fuse and people start thinking you're crazy

12. You find yourself thinking about the weirdest, most random things

13. You find yourself begging for coffee

14. You have no patience to deal with face to face contact

15. Your emotions are all over the place

16. You don't even know how to function like a human

17. You get really emotional about your love for coffee

18. You have no patience for any problems or any drama

19. You're super sensitive to anything anyone says

20. You aren't really interested in anything anyone has to say, because how could it be important without coffee?


21. Despite the fact that you're an absolute mess, you're assuring everyone that you're fine

22. You get annoyed when people tell you, that you need coffee

23. And at the end of the day, you have no idea why on earth you didn't drink any coffee!


In the end only other coffee addicts understand the struggle and your pain.


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