A day in the life of Tim.

I know, I live the most exciting life of all time! You all must just be dying to find out what I do every day, right?

Oh... You don't... This is awkward...

Well, one thing I do every day is tell the haters to screw off. So, if you aren't interested, I urge you to screw off.

Every morning, I wake up. Then, I fall back asleep and wake up to my 2nd alarm. This process goes on until my 5th alarm goes off. After I get up, I realize that I have overslept one of four 8 a.m. classes. I jump to my feet, throw on whatever I find, and sprint to my 8 a.m. (For those of you who were wondering why I look like garbage so often, there's your answer!)

After I get to my 8 a.m. I take out my computer and pretend to pay attention until the professor gets to notes. Oh wait, my parents might be reading this... I mean, I get to school and put a shiny apple on my desk and fold my hands together while I happily listen to the lesson.

So, now it's about 9:30 and I'm ready to go take a nap (To my family reading this, yes I have started taking naps). I normally sleep until around 10:45 so I have enough time to walk to my 11:00 am class. That teacher doesn't let me go on my laptop, so I just kinda pretend to take notes and doodle in my notebook. Sometimes, I stare out the window and try to find a way out of that class.

When I finally get out of that class, my mind is mush and I'm ready for (you guessed it) another nap! This time, I can nap for as long as I want, because all my classes are finished, and my friends have class.

I normally wake up to one of my friends trying to call me to hang out. That's when I get out of bed and pull myself together. Then, I go to the dining hall with my friends. I basically eat desserts and fruit, maybe a couple disgusting slices of pizza if I'm feeling so inclined!

After that, if the weather permits, I like to go to the waterfront by my college and just sit and ponder life (Oh snap, I should be a Philosophy major! Wait, they don't make money!).

Now that I've been at the river for about an hour or so, I'll call my friends so I don't get bored. Then we all take adorable squad pics for Instagram (Hmu @ukulele.life97).

After I have got my Instagram moment, I normally go to the dining hall for dinner (No, I don't eat breakfast; deal with it!).

Then, I do whatever homework I have and go to bed.

This is a day in my life, hope you enjoyed it.