If you've been watching this season of The Bachelorette with Becca, then you're familiar with the contestants David and Jordan. There was a fair share of drama between them, but last week both of their times on the show came to an end. I'm honestly surprised either of them lasted as long as they did, which can probably be attributed to some stellar "producing."
Neither was particularly popular, however, I noticed that male model Jordan seemed to be portrayed as more of a villain than venture capitalist/chicken David. In reality, Jordan was more of just an entertaining character while David just seemed like a straight-up bully.
I know a small ego when I see one.
From the get-go, David always had a bone to pick with Jordan. Now, this is just conjecture, but to me, it was pretty obvious that David seemed threatened. He wore a chicken suit on night one and compared, to a room full of guys in suits, I think it was a decision he regretted the minute he walked in the door. From then on, Jordan was public enemy number one to him, which led to some pretty interesting fights.
In all of his conversations with Jordan, David just came across as an insecure middle school bully. He painted this egotistic, douchebag image of Jordan which just seemed very superficial. For the most part, it sounded like David assumed all of those things about him just because he happened to be a model.
He even went as far as relaying this onto Becca in order to make Jordan look bad. Here's a tip dude, if you want a girl to like you, try and actually get to know her instead of tattling on someone else. To be completely honest, I don't even know if he actually liked Becca since the only person he ever talked about was Jordan.
Just the entertainment we needed.
While David was just being an overall jerk, I think we can all agree that Jordan was a much more interesting character. Although he did give off very strong Zoolander vibes, he didn't really seem bothered about anything happening in the house.
His confession booths were hilarious as f, providing a nice distraction from the same conversation about "the journey for love" every five minutes. He kept the show lighthearted while giving us all of the quotable moments that we're here for.
I think everyone can agree that nobody was expecting him to win, but I do think that he brought some much-needed humor and change of pace to the (arguably worst) first couple of weeks.
The drama isn't over though, you can see the pair butt heads to your heart's content on the upcoming season of Bachelor in Paradise! (Although we all know that we'll just be watching for our beloved Joe the Grocer).
*insert heart eyes emoji*
