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If Joey Tribbiani's Dating Profile Looked Like This, Would You Swipe Right?

PIZZA, we like PIZZA!

Olivia Kappler

Jan 27, 2020

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We all know and love Joey Tribbiani from our beloved go-to TV binge, "Friends," and are missing it terribly since its departure from Netflix.

Joey is a ladies man, but he is more of a one-night stand kind of guy. While such a lovable and hunky character, he goes through plenty of women, even Rachel.

If you were a single NYC local who loves Italian men, would you swipe right on Joey Tribbiani?

About Joey

Job: Actor
Location: New York City
Hometown: Queens, NY

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Like if you agree it's a Moo-nday! #FRIENDS25
A post shared by Friends (@friends) on Oct 7, 2019 at 12:27pm PDT

Joey's Preferences

Books or magazines? Magazines. But only dirty magazines.
Social media or stalking IRL? If I stalked IRL would get distracted by food on the way, so social media if Chandler teaches me how to use it.
Selfies or candids? Selfies for sure, except for my headshots.
New York or Los Angeles? NYC born and raised forever.

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A true artist.
A post shared by Friends (@friends) on Jan 24, 2020 at 1:02pm PST

Never have I ever met a pizza or a meatball sub that I don't like.

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But they're very very sorry! 👀 #FRIENDS25
A post shared by Friends (@friends) on Nov 28, 2019 at 10:40am PST

Four qualities I can offer my partner and one I cannot:

Great sex ✓
A good laugh ✓
A loving family ✓
Love and compassion ✓
Financial stability ✗

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Dibs on going as Chandler! #FRIENDS25
A post shared by Friends (@friends) on Oct 30, 2019 at 11:51am PDT

Four qualities I am looking for in a partner and one I'm absolutely not:

Great sex ✓
Baseball fan ✓
Incredible cook ✓
Really HOT ✓
Diet obsessed ✗

Want to respectfully slide into my DMs? They're open here:

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Twitter:@FriendsTV

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Joey's Preferences

Never have I ever met a pizza or a meatball sub that I don't like.

Four qualities I can offer my partner and one I cannot:

Four qualities I am looking for in a partner and one I'm absolutely not:

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1. Eat

2. Be seen running across campus

3. Sleep

4. Skip Class

5. Blurt out

6. Wear dresses

7. Wear Crocs

8.Run on 4 hours of sleep

9. Use a Laptop

10. Crying

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1. “When I first met you, I thought you were a b*tch.”

2. Somebody asks you if you’re mad at them at least once a day.

3. You always look unamused. Even when you are very amused.

4. Anna Wintour is your spirit animal.

5. You are never approached by people who are tabling on campus.

6. You have to practice smiling before you get your photo taken.

7. The word “judgmental” is thrown at you on the daily.

8. You make people visibly uncomfortable in section by glancing at them.

9. Your parents thought that this was just part of a teenage phase, but this is actually just your face.

10. Your face could get you out of jury duty.

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2. Trying to take easy classes to make it out alive

3. Does attendance count for a grade?

4. Skipping once won't hurt me

5. Wait that is due?

6. I'm just trying to graduate

7. I'll just do this assignment during my other class

8. Patiently waiting

9. Rejection

10. Accepting that you might have gotten a degree for nothing

11. Probably should have studied for that test

12. Sanity > class

13. Finally an acceptance letter

14. Oh yeah, finals

15. Graduating!

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1. "Should I skip class today?"

2. "Did you hear ________ is engaged?"

3. "When are you coming home?"

4. "I finally talked to the cute guy in my science lecture."

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6. Going out on a Thursday night when you have a test the next day.

7. Making impulsive decisions.

8. Write an important paper in one night.

9. Classifying Ramen as your main food group.

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