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18 Pieces Of Dating Advice From 'Seinfeld'

If he isn't spongeworthy, he isn't worth it.

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18 Pieces Of Dating Advice From 'Seinfeld'
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"Seinfeld," the classic comedy that everyone knows and loves. Many things happened to our beloved group of friends over the seasons, but a large portion of the lessons we can learn from "Seinfeld" include dating advice. Whether it be how to decide who to date, or what to do after you have begun to date somebody not worth your while, "Seinfeld" offers many pieces of advice.

1. Do not date her if she is a two-face


2. If her stomach's voice is funnier than she is, she isn't worth it

3. Run out the door if her hands are manlier than yours

4. Learn quickly if he talks too close


5. Make certain you can hear her when she speaks

6. Do not develop embarrassing photos at the same store that she works at

7. Learn her name the first time around

8. Hair matters

9. Never scratch your nose in a car. Ever.

10. Be prepared if he likes hockey

11. Save the pet-names for privacy

12. Do NOT dance on the first date

13. Be wary when dating yourself

14. Sometimes it is okay to do the opposite of what you would normally do

15. Lying about your job is a big mistake

16. Proper footwear for first impressions is a must

17. Good soup trumps any kind of relationship


18. If they are not spongeworthy, they are not worth it





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