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24 Phoebe Buffay Dating Tips That Are Still Applicable, Even 24 Years Later

Your Love Is Like A Giant Pigeon, Crapping On My Heart

Peyton Maxey
Jan 14, 2018
Kennesaw State University
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24 Phoebe Buffay Dating Tips That Are Still Applicable, Even 24 Years Later
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We can all learn a thing or 2 from the infamous Phoebe Buffay's book of dating advice

1. First and foremost, YOU ARE A QUEEN and honey, you deserve to be treated like one.

2. Don't be desperate, be patient

3. No matter what, a good relationship with your best friend is more important than boys

4. Listen to your mom's, kids cause they were right, Boys are dumb

5. Writing a song always helps getting over a bad breakup

6. Stop ignoring everyone around you!!! Just listen to them goddamn it

7. In the long run, he's just a stepping stone to your forever love.

8. Be strong ladies, and use a cheesy pick up line on your man.

9. Be honest with each other

10. Guys will never cease to amaze you

11. Stick up for your man

12. Don't give up cause there are nice guys out there

13. Hold onto what you've got

14. Take Control

15. Give your relationship 110%

16. It's best to wait to introduce your new boy to your parents until AT LEAST the 3rd date.


17. Guilty pleasures are a must

18. Love yourself

19. A little gloating didn't kill anyone

20. Yes, we've all been ghosted, and it sucks. But you're not alone

21. Pay attention

22. Personal space doesn't exist

23. Dating significantly older men is always a no no


24. Love is love

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