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17 Pieces Of Dating Advice From The Belchers

From flirtation to first date, they are here to help!

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17 Pieces Of Dating Advice From The Belchers
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Crushes. Interests. Dating. It can all be confusing at times. Finding the courage to ask someone out for the first time can be intimidating, but luckily the Belcher family from "Bob's Burgers" is right there with you. From Linda's songs to Bob's chats with food, and from Louise and Gene's wisdom (on anything from money to farts) to Tina's hormone-crazed existence, the Belcher family has been there, done that. Luckily, they are here to help. Take some advice, learn from their mistakes and go get 'em, tiger! From your first introduction to your first date, here are some tips from the Belchers.

1. Notice his best attributes.

Magic. Pure magic.

2. Attempt to flirt.

And be as obvious as possible.

3. Really, lay it on thick.

4. Tell your friends about him.

5. Get those digits!

5. Hearing him say "yes" to a first date

6. Getting ready for the special night.

7. Trying on different outfits.

8. And attempting to pick one.

9. Getting that mascara just right.

10. And the hair, of course

11. Picking him up and thinking:

12. Sharing your favorite interests.

13. Adding in some fun facts.

14. Enjoying the food at the restaurant.

15. And then of course -- food baby

16. But you keep smiling through the rough patches.

17. Realizing he is a pretty great guy.

The night's conclusion.

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