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Date The Girl Who Drinks Budweiser

We aren’t afraid to break the norm, and just want to do what makes us happy, and have some fun.

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There are two types of girls in this world: girls who drink Budweiser, and girls who don’t. Here is why you should date the girl who drinks Budweiser.

Girls who drink Budweiser are laid back. We don’t require much entertainment. We could be down for laying in bed watching movies all night, or we can head to the bar for a night of music and drinks. We consider ourselves as, “one of the guys,” too. And that isn’t in the annoying way when girls pretend to like sports and google football teams to impress the guys. We genuinely have a good time with the guys. In fact, we prefer hanging out with guys over girls. We can be ourselves and let loose. We can be inappropriate and laugh at ourselves, without getting “white girl wasted” and puking on the dance floor.

We aren’t high maintenance. Take a look at a girl who is drinking a Budweiser. Notice her outfit. There is a 98 percent chance that that girl is in jeans and a hoodie, and she is rocking the hell out of it. Her makeup is done natural, and her hair (if done at all) is simple. Don’t be fooled, though. When the occasion calls for dressing up, this girl can and will go all out. All while still drinking a Budweiser. Oh, and bartenders love us. On a busy night at the bar, asking for a Budweiser is music to a bartender’s ear. There is no measuring and no shaking. It’s easy to pour or pop open, and even easier to drink. Not to mention, way cheaper. (You’re welcome, boys.)

We are the easiest to talk to. The girl drinking a pink cocktail with three of her “bitches” will either snub you or go on talking about her latest and greatest achievements. The girl drinking a Budweiser does not want to talk about school or work. She is drinking her alcohol for the simple fact that she wants to forget about those two topics for the moment. She does not want to brag. She just wants to enjoy her beer and talk about something cool like dogs, or movies, or beer pong.

We don’t give a shit about drinking calories. There is a reason that we are drinking a Budweiser, and I can assure you that it is not because it is low in calories. We know it isn’t. We don’t care. We also know that there are calories in that enormous pizza we just ordered that pairs perfectly with our beer, and guess what? We still don’t care.

Side note: We aren’t exactly “lady like”. We belch a lot. At first, it’s going to come off as cute. But eventually, we are going to try and have a burping contest with you. We will probably win.

Girls who drink Budweiser are special. We are comfortable in our own skin and know how to bring out the best in everyone. We aren’t afraid to break the norm, and just want to do what makes us happy, and have some fun. So, the next time you see a girl drinking a Budweiser, talk to her. She’s probably your next girlfriend.

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