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Date My Friend: A Recent Buckeye Alum Who Loves Pineapple On Pizza

This recent Ohio State grad will have you going NUTS for him!

Ellen Khau
Jun 08, 2020
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Date My Friend: A Recent Buckeye Alum Who Loves Pineapple On Pizza
Instagram/@zachary_francisco

Are you looking for an econ major who ISN'T a major fuckboy? Well look no further, this business major-lite is looking for a quarantine bae to Zoom and chill with. He's got smarts and familial wealth! This influencer wannabe will take pictures with you, his cat, and the lovely outdoors when you go on hikes.

About Zachary Emanuel Francisco

  • Age: 22
  • Pronouns: he/him/his
  • Star sign: Aries
    • Add some FIRE to your life
  • Height: 5'7.75"
    • But he swears he's 5'9
  • School: THE Ohio State University - Dual Degree
    • OH so he's smart smart with those two degrees
  • Job: TBD
  • Location: TBD
    • Recent grad life is rough, y'all
  • Hometown: Aurora, Ohio
    • He's moved around a bit, but he's currently in the greater Cleveland, Ohio area
  • Interested In: men and women
    • Bisexuality is a valid sexuality and I WILL fight anyone who says otherwise

Zach's Preferences:

  • Dogs or cats? Small and fluffy, he's got both and plenty of claritin
  • Night owl or morning person? Lofi beats to study and chill to is his most played song if that tells you anything
  • Fairy Tail or Death Note? Fairy Tail
  • Tinder or Grindr? Grindr
  • Pineapple on pizza? Yes
  • Leave-in Conditioner or hair mask? Coconut Oil Hair Mask (with permanent hair damage on the side)
  • Tea or coffee? For all the ATLA fans, he's the next Iroh in the making
  • Vine or TikTok? TikTok
  • Favorite White Claw? Black Cherry

Never has Zach ever committed for more than six months.

If there was one funny story from Zach's life that perfectly describes him as a person it's this:

He and a group of friends decided to go to a bar downtown but they were almost at their destination when one of the friends realized it would be closed by the time they got there. They tried to get an Uber/Lyft to pick them up, but all of their phones had died. They had to look for a way to get back onto the main street to walk roughly three miles back to campus. They finally arrived back home at around 4 am.

Four qualities Zach is looking for in a partner and one they're absolutely not:

Yes:

  • Baseball player
  • Money
  • Gemini
  • Cleanliness

No:

  • Weebiness (there can only be one weeb per relationship)

Want to respectfully slide into Zach's DMs? They're open here:

Instagram: @zachary_francisco or @sanfran414 for some good nature pics

Twitter: @sanfran414

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