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Date My Friend: A Recent Buckeye Alum Who Loves Pineapple On Pizza

This recent Ohio State grad will have you going NUTS for him!

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Jun 08, 2020

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Date My Friend: A Recent Buckeye Alum Who Loves Pineapple On Pizza

Instagram/@zachary_francisco

Are you looking for an econ major who ISN'T a major fuckboy? Well look no further, this business major-lite is looking for a quarantine bae to Zoom and chill with. He's got smarts and familial wealth! This influencer wannabe will take pictures with you, his cat, and the lovely outdoors when you go on hikes.

About Zachary Emanuel Francisco

Age: 22
Pronouns: he/him/his
Star sign: Aries
- Add some FIRE to your life
Height: 5'7.75"
- But he swears he's 5'9
School: THE Ohio State University - Dual Degree
- OH so he's smart smart with those two degrees
Job: TBD
Location: TBD
- Recent grad life is rough, y'all
Hometown: Aurora, Ohio
- He's moved around a bit, but he's currently in the greater Cleveland, Ohio area
Interested In: men and women
- Bisexuality is a valid sexuality and I WILL fight anyone who says otherwise

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Zach's Preferences:

Dogs or cats? Small and fluffy, he's got both and plenty of claritin
Night owl or morning person? Lofi beats to study and chill to is his most played song if that tells you anything
Fairy Tail or Death Note? Fairy Tail
Tinder or Grindr? Grindr
Pineapple on pizza? Yes
Leave-in Conditioner or hair mask? Coconut Oil Hair Mask (with permanent hair damage on the side)
Tea or coffee? For all the ATLA fans, he's the next Iroh in the making
Vine or TikTok? TikTok
Favorite White Claw? Black Cherry

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Never has Zach ever committed for more than six months.

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If there was one funny story from Zach's life that perfectly describes him as a person it's this:

He and a group of friends decided to go to a bar downtown but they were almost at their destination when one of the friends realized it would be closed by the time they got there. They tried to get an Uber/Lyft to pick them up, but all of their phones had died. They had to look for a way to get back onto the main street to walk roughly three miles back to campus. They finally arrived back home at around 4 am.

Four qualities Zach is looking for in a partner and one they're absolutely not:

Yes:

Baseball player
Money
Gemini
Cleanliness

No:

Weebiness (there can only be one weeb per relationship)

Want to respectfully slide into Zach's DMs? They're open here:

Instagram: @zachary_francisco or @sanfran414 for some good nature pics

Twitter: @sanfran414

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Date My Friend: A Recent Buckeye Alum Who Loves Pineapple On Pizza

This recent Ohio State grad will have you going NUTS for him!

About Zachary Emanuel Francisco

Zach's Preferences:

Never has Zach ever committed for more than six months.

If there was one funny story from Zach's life that perfectly describes him as a person it's this:

Four qualities Zach is looking for in a partner and one they're absolutely not:

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Making the world safer through language.

1. Use singular they for people whose pronouns you don't know, people who use those pronouns, and stop using him/her.

2. Stop using the words "opposite sex" or "both sexes" or "opposite gender" or "both genders".

3. Ask people's pronouns when you meet them.

4. Use the word cisgender.

5. Stop saying "born a boy/girl" about a transgender or non-binary person.

6. Stop using the term 'preferred pronouns'.

7. Stop using a transgender or non-binary person's dead name.

Sometimes, we just can't help the feelings we have

1. Wow. My voice sounds amazing with this song.

2. Okay, if you can't sing, don't do it.

3. But wait, I don't think I can be friends with someone who isn't going to jam out in the car with me.

4. Dance part in the car! Even when I'm alone. Because every song is my favorite.

5. Stop light. Act calm. Be cool.

6. Yes! Green light! Back at it!

7. I don't know this song, but I'm going to sing along anyway.

8. Why am I not famous yet?

9. Being next to someone who can't sing so you feel good about yourself because you rock!

10. OK, I'm so good. I need to sing louder so I can help these people out.

11. My voice doesn't reach some of those notes, maybe I should sit this one out.

12. Randomly bursting out in song and getting weird looks because of it.

13. God, thank you so much for giving me a good voice.

14. Man, I feel bad for people who can't sing.

15. Was I just humming? Did they hear me?

16. Having dance moves to go along with most songs.

17. Not being able to stop yourself at correcting people when they mess up.

18. Maybe I should post myself singing.

19. Nah, can't do it. Dumb idea.

20. Having my own personal concert in the shower. Every single time.

Normal people wouldn't understand

1. Having time to nap between classes or at all.

2. Waking up 10 minutes before your class starts and making it there in time.

3. Making it to class in general

4. Only having to hit the snooze button three times.

5. When you didn't do the homework and the teacher decides not to collect it for that day.

6. Getting that "I'm sorry, but class is cancelled" email.

7. Finding a quiet seat in the library.

8. Actually enjoying a class and understanding all of the material.

9. Having a friend to eat lunch with.

10. Finishing an assignment before the due date.

11. When there is free food on campus.

Becuase of all things to be addicted to, you're addicted to making money.

1. You can't remember your last day off.

2. Whenever someone asks to hang out, you're working.

3. When you do see your friends, you're in a "treating mood."

4. You work so much you don't have time to spend the money you're making.

5. You're too tired to function when you aren't working.

6. Finally seeing your friends and having way too much to catch up on.

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