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If you are looking for a guy with a Dr. Sloan personality, Chuck Bass heart, and a John B. face, Jake Brown is the one for you.

Jun 30, 2020

While writing this, I can't help but feel like an over-protective sister trying to find the perfect girl for her brother to take home for Thanksgiving dinner. Jake is my best friend and he is truly exceptional and nothing that I say can truly encapsulate that. He is the kind of guy that would do absolutely anything for you even if it appeared to be the most ridiculous request. He is kind, caring, and any girl that dates him would be so lucky.

About Jake:

Age: 21, even though he believes that he has been this age for a very long time.

Height: 6'2- he is phenomenal at reaching things in high places.

School: Keene State

Job: Jake is a lifeguard but he considers himself to be apart of Baywatch.

Location: Connecticut.

Hometown: Harwinton, CT.

Interested in: All things hockey and dogs. (You will never see someone appear to be more content until you experience Jake's face while he is in the presence of a dog).

Jake's Preferences:

Dogs or cats: Dogs! He even refers to himself as "Brown Dawg."

Night owl or morning person: Jake thrives at all hours of the day.

"The Bachelor" or "Keeping Up With The Kardashians": The Bachelor because there is nothing more he loves than wine night and a little TV drama.

Taylor Swift or Beyonce: Beyonce. (I have seen Jake get very hyped up to her songs during pre-games.

Baby Yoda or Baby Groot: Baby Yoda

The Best Friend Review:

If there was one funny story from Jake's life that perfectly describes them as a person it's this: Roughly a year ago I competed at the Miss Rhode Island Teen USA competition. I had no one other than my mom there to support me and I was really devastated by this. Jake then threw on his best suit and traveled across three states to be there before the announcer even called my name. He then proceeded to accidentally sit with the judges and ended up confusing all the girls there into believing he was the sixth judge.

Never has Jake ever: Stopped utilizing a fake Boston accent when talking to strangers.

Four qualities Jake is looking for in a partner: Jake believes in authenticity and would love a girl that can be her honest and goofy self. He would love to date someone that shares his love of hockey and would support him at his games. Jake is very close with his family and would love someone who could be outgoing and have a desire to bond with them. He also needs someone he could shares his endless Apple Music playlists with.

Want to respectfully slide into Jake's DMS? @jayybrown55 is his Instagram!

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There are plenty of obstacles that come when taking care of kids, but it's a very rewarding experience.

1. You get excited when the parents purchase season passes to the pool.

2. You've become friends with the stay-at-home moms in town.

3. You get a chance to eat "kid foods" again.

4. You've traded in your cute purse for a large tote bag.

5. You have at least one car seat in your backseat.

6. Their nap time is your happy time.

7. Lunch time can be a disaster.

8. You have to play the same board games repeatedly.

9. You catch yourself using the same lines your parents once told you.

10. Your "mom-mode" kicks in at times.

11. Your heart melts a little when they do something cute.

You'll never find any souvenirs with your name on it

1. You know you are up next when the teacher pauses while taking attendance

2. When “I’m going to do my very best to make sure I know all your names” is said, it may or may be an empty promise

3. “Wow! That sounds so cool! Where is your family from?”

4. You dread when people ask you to repeat your name over and over because it “sounds so cool when you say it”

5. There’s a 50/50 chance that your name will come back either correct or incorrect at Starbucks

6. People try to find shorter, easier nicknames for you instead of calling you by your actual name

7. When someone famous or fictional character shares your name, you get so happy

8. “What’s your name?” “It’s [name]” “I’m sorry, what was it again?”

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6. “Geez, you are obsessed with your flag. We get it, you’re Puerto Rican.”

7. “Why are you so loud?”

8. “So does your family know English?”

9. “Oh my god, Puerto Ricans are so spicy.”

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11. “Are you Mexican?”

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