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The Top 13 Daria Quotes To Fuel Your Inner Cynic

The top quotes from our favorite cynical, 90's teenager.

Whitney Cavenaugh

Mar 11, 2019

UNC Greensboro

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1. "All that matters in a relationship is that you like the same pizza toppings."

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Exactly the basis of every great relationship.

2. "My goal is to not wake up at 40 with the bitter realization that I've wasted my life on a job I hate because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens."

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Everyone's biggest fear, I feel.

3. "Daria do you ever feel like you're wasting your life?" "Only when I'm awake"

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Sleep is really what we all crave.

4. "You're never going to make friends if you keep your nose buried in a book." "Let's hope."

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Book lovers can relate.

5. " I'm not being negative. I'm being edgy."

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Being negative is edgy now.

6. "Aren't teenage girls screwed up enough without your foisting your shallow values on them and making their lousy self images even worse?"

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A valid point, Daria.

7. "The Telltale Heart? I love romance novels!" "Yeah, nothing says 'be mine' like a pounding heart beneath a floorboard."

https://www.aerogrammestudio.com/2014/09/30/daria-morgendorffer-reading-list/daria-the-telltale-heart/

Edgar Allen Poe was the epitome of goth romance.

8. "I figure if the people suck then I can always wear headphones."

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A viable solution, Jane!

9. "They say high school is supposed to be the happiest time of your life.""Yeah, only if your life is extremely short."

https://weheartit.com/entry/142060018

Some people really do peak in high school.

10. "I don't have low self esteem. I have low esteem for everyone else."

http://www.mtv.com/news/2510311/daria-first-episode-esteemsters-questions/

Low esteem for everyone else. Me, too Daria.

11. "If something makes you feel good, like being in love, there must be a corresponding painful side, like losing at love."

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Realistic insight from English class at Lawndale High.

12. "Daria, do you have to put everything in such a negative light?""Could you possibly be referring to the harsh light of reality?"

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The realists approach to the optimists inquiries.

13. "Why didn't I just stay home where it's nice and quiet and nothing ever happens?"

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Truthfully, the mood when you're out and get hit with a minor inconvenience.

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The top quotes from our favorite cynical, 90's teenager.

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1. "All that matters in a relationship is that you like the same pizza toppings."

2. "My goal is to not wake up at 40 with the bitter realization that I've wasted my life on a job I hate because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens."

3. "Daria do you ever feel like you're wasting your life?" "Only when I'm awake"

4. "You're never going to make friends if you keep your nose buried in a book." "Let's hope."

5. " I'm not being negative. I'm being edgy."

6. "Aren't teenage girls screwed up enough without your foisting your shallow values on them and making their lousy self images even worse?"

7. "The Telltale Heart? I love romance novels!" "Yeah, nothing says 'be mine' like a pounding heart beneath a floorboard."

8. "I figure if the people suck then I can always wear headphones."

9. "They say high school is supposed to be the happiest time of your life.""Yeah, only if your life is extremely short."

10. "I don't have low self esteem. I have low esteem for everyone else."

11. "If something makes you feel good, like being in love, there must be a corresponding painful side, like losing at love."

12. "Daria, do you have to put everything in such a negative light?""Could you possibly be referring to the harsh light of reality?"

13. "Why didn't I just stay home where it's nice and quiet and nothing ever happens?"

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