Dallas, Georgia. Who in the world has even heard of such a place? A small town in the middle of Cartersville and Hiram, well... There isn't much. But hey, we'll take it.

1. You have to drive 20 minutes to get to the nearest Target.

2. Your high school is probably in the middle of a cow pasture.

Lookin' at you, North Paulding.

3. You might have horses or some kind of animal in your backyard.

And if you don't, some of your neighbors do.

4. You know to avoid East Paulding on game days.

5. Trucks. Trucks everywhere.

6. Peace and quiet aren't hard to come by.

It's pretty relaxed here, actually.

7. Two words: 7 Hills.

7 Hills rules Dallas and you want to live there just so you have your own waterpark.

8. You tell people you're just north of Atlanta.

When really it's probably an hour drive on a good day.

9. You're either offended by or love the word "quaint."

10. You probably know a really good place to go mudding/dirt biking.

And it's probably less than five minutes from your house, if not right behind it.

11. You're in desperate need for an Olive Garden or Longhorn or Red Lobster to be closer to you.

We'll even take Hiram! Just give us some good restaurants!

12. And you find yourself saying this (or something similar) when you bring people home: