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Dad Jokes: These Rock

15 jokes that will give you a good knee slapping moment.

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Dad jokes may seem cheesy but they are so great. Below is a list of 15 dad jokes. Try not to laugh too hard.

1. What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little Horse.

2. Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much but the reception was incredible.

3. What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

4. Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tearable.

5. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

6. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

7. Did you guys hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?

He won the 'no-bell' prize.

8.Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

9. Why did the scarecrow win an award?Because he was outstanding in his field.

10. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de brie.

11. What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?

The spaghetto.

12. Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

13. I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro. It's a total rip-off.

14. I hate jokes about German sausage. They're the wurst.

15. What do you call cheese by itself? Provolone



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