You say girls like the 'Dad Bod', right? Well, what if guys liked the 'Mom Bod'? At first you may think, no. NO girl wants a mom bod; that old, wrinkly math teacher from freshman year of high school is popping up in your head, but we are not talking about any old mom bod here, we are talking about the MILF bod.

Yes, the ultimate goal of most sorority girls across the nation. Like I've said before, if there were “How To Be A Housewife" electives they would be the first classes filled during class registration. What's better than picturing your future? Having the man who appreciates you being right by your side.

If I could grow up to be just like my mother, I would. She's the best and she's attractive, thanks mom.

The 'Dad Bod' trend has taken universities, social media, and Greek Life by storm. What a better excuse for guys to have an extra beer and skip the gym for an extra hookup, you're still burning calories, right? While we all like the Channing Tatum 'melts' body, the 'Dad Bod' makes us feel comfortable.

Unlike like the 'Dad Bod', the 'MILF Bod' does not include a beer belly. The 'MILF Bod' is for fit girls that just aren't shapeless, stick, skinny. These girls workout; running, lunging, squats, ever heard of them?

So here just a few reasons why the Mom 'MILF' Bod should be a thing:

She's athletic

Automatic gym buddy! What's better than having someone to ride with you to the gym and have protein shakes with afterwards? Maybe even a shower, but hey now, let's not get too frisky! Hehe.

She eats

Salads are good but sometimes you need someone to go get burgers with or have a beer watching the game. She can hang and not worry about everything she eats (or doesn't eat) because she works out!

She cares about her body and her appearance

We like being the cute one in the relationship so you don't have to worry about us being out of shape or run down. “Exercise releases endorphins and happy people don't kill their {boyfriends}". Thank you Elle Woods and Legally Blonde. We'll always be peppy and put together; after all, we are MILFs in training…

She has a body (booty and some curves)

No one wants to roll over onto bones, ouch.

You know what you're getting later in life

Typically girls will picture their future way before the guy knows what he's doing next week, unless it's some 'love at first sight' dream. However, as time goes on and he realizes she's the best thing since sliced bread and then after the question, “do you want to come over and watch Netflix?" he'll start to see the future with her, the mother of his potential quarterback, star pitcher, or goalie. Therefore, if she's already got the MILF bod going on, he can get used to it before dating, marriage, and all of the kiddos.

The American dream has never looked so good. So why only have a Dad Bod when it takes two (a father and a MOTHER) to keep the world turning. I thank my mom and a realistic view of girls for this theory. MILF on my friends.