giphy.comEveryone knows that college kids have it rough. I decided to provide a brief outline of a typical day of a college student.
7:30...Alarm one goes off, groan, roll over, and turn it off
7:45...Alarm two goes off and you question if you really need a degree. Answer is yes you do but you hit snooze anyway
8:00...Alarm three goes off...throw some outfit on with a hat and go for the sporty look...still wondering if it's too late to drop out and be a flight attendant
9:00...Breakfast! Oh eggs! And toast! And that extra large coffee that tastes terrible but you need caffeine so you drink it anyway.
9:30...History class...This does not pertain to my major so why am I here? I wonder if flight attendants get good benefits?
10:30...Yay! Freedom and another coffee is needed!
11:30...Lunch time! As usual there is nothing good so settle for a salad and maybe a slice of pizza...and coffee.
11:45...freak out because you forgot to type that reflection that is due at 12:30
12:20...finish reflection and email to professor and thank the heavens that someone reminded you.
12:30...Psychology class. Now this class isn't too bad but if I was a flight attendant do I get stay in a location for a little bit?
1:45...NAP TIME! ...wait...there's a paper due at 5 and you have one paragraph typed...kick back another coffee...
3:00...boring class that is filled with common sense and the sound of snoring...could I be a flight attendant or should I try a travel agent?
4:15...Dinner! And, surprise, there is nothing good...again...suffer with a burger and fries.
5:00...Philosophy class...Blah blah blah Aristotle Blah blah blah...I wonder if a travel agent gets paid well?
6:15...FREEDOM!!!
6:30...Yes I want Chipotle what kind of question is that?
7:30..."No I did not study for my exam that is tomorrow"...*internal cry of anguish* Start studying...
8:30...Youtube Break!! Let's watch cats!!
9:30...Oh shoot! It's been an hour...okay focus back to studying...
10:30...Well that is as good as it is going to get if I don't know it now I never will.
10:45...okay shower time....and the showers are full...I'll wait till you and your off-key singing are done.
11:30...What is taking you so long?!
11:45...Finally I can shower.
11:50...Time for brief existential crisis of what I am doing with my life.
12:00...End crisis...and shower.
12:30...Type paper on "Why Philosophy is Important" or something like that. Still considering being a travel agent...
1:30...Oh man it's 1:30 I need sleep....but wait there's more! There's a psychology paper you need to type!
2:15...Well I guess I can do this tomorrow....
2:30...So a travel agent? Let's look up what is included in that...
7:30...Start all over again...Travel agent, eh?
College is filled with so much stress, it's no wonder we sleep all the time.
