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Cumulative Call Out Post

What the hell are you doing?

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Hi. Today, I wanted to start something new called the cumulative call out post. The cumulative call out post is a new thing where you call out everything/one that's been bugging you recently. I love this idea because I have recently felt so angry about many things, but I haven't found the right medium to express this anger, so I'm going to do it here, so everyone can know and understand the things that have made me so grumpy over the past couple of weeks.


1. Residential Life at OWU

Reslife, we need to talk.

You guys are awful. Seriously, you are so bad. You've taken three whole dorms and made them entirely Freshmen only, leaving another three dorms for only upperclassmen. That's a little fucking disproportionate, don't you think? It's such a shitty way for you guys to basically say "fuck you" to the FEW students who have stayed at OWU. Our retention rate is so low in part thanks to you. Who told you that you had good ideas? Because you really don't.

2. The admissions department at OWU

Okay, we need to have a long discussion.

You want to have 2020 students by 2020? Do you understand how unattainable that is with our awful retention rate? You'll lose half of that class, AT LEAST, by the time the next year rolls around. If you want to get 2000 students, work on promoting the actual good parts of our school, instead of promoting obscure and unused facilities and our awful football team. Speaking of sports, can we talk about your focus on the "student athlete" for just a moment? Why are you so interested in having student athletes? Why are you giving them priority over students who work just as hard as student athletes do, but don't play sports? It's ridiculous to focus only on student athletes when there are plenty of other great and hardworking kids out there who are just as deserving as athletes are. Calm your shit, please.

3. OWU Administration

MOVE. SANBORN. TO. ACADEMIC. SIDE. Just do it. Please. Sanborn deserves it. The students who have done the Sanborn Sprint deserve it. I deserve it, as a student who takes music classes. Please move Sanborn to academic side. We need it as people. We need it as a community. We need it as a campus.

4. People who think their oppression is somehow more important than anyone else's

Stop. Just stop. You experience a different kind of oppression than I do, and that's okay, but both of our oppressions are valid and equally important. Stop being a jack-off about oppression, because it's all bad and it's all just as important as anyone else's.

5. Donald Trump

YOU ARE SO UNQUALIFIED TO BE PRESIDENT, THAT IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? DO YOU REALLY HATE EVERYONE WHO'S NOT A STRAIGHT, WHITE, CISGENDERED, ABLE-BODIED AND MINDED MALE THAT MUCH? YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF AWFUL AND I HATE YOU.

In conclusion, I hate the world and this shit is ridiculous.

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