Muncie, Indiana - Local resident Clark Walters gives an enthusiastic review of the year-end blockbuster "Clash of Alien Robot Cowboys: Revenge of the Unknown," the sixth movie in the franchise. "I thought the recycled dialogue coupled with the predictable overuse of explosions really culminated in the year's best film and since the tv commercial said '#1 film in America,' I knew it was going to be good," said Walters.

The film's forgettable action scenes and overall unrefreshing tone have led millions of Americans to walk past the doors of culturally significant film this holiday season and straight to this all-but exhilarating action film at movie theaters across the country. However, the film's fans were disappointed at the revelation that this was the company's last attempt to squeeze out a profit from a once semi-decent movie franchise. Despite an end to the "Clash of Alien Robot Cowboys" series, this summer at the box office will offer multiple remakes of movies that will inevitably run what were once respectable films into the ground.