Ah, dad jokes. Where would we be without them? We can't live with them and we can't live without them, and we always eye roll them when we hear them. One things for sure though, we love to hate them. You can't help but giggle along with the eye roll when a "good" dad joke is told.They're quirky and so bad that they're hilarious. Dad jokes stem from the sarcasm and goofiness that most fathers possess. With that being said here's cringe worthy dad jokes that actually hurt us.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours?
GiphyNacho cheese.
2. Why do bees have sticky hair?
GiphyBecause they use honey combs.
3. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
GiphyBecause she will let it go.
4. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
GiphySneakers, get it sneak.
5. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
GiphyNo idea. (No eye-d-a).
6. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
GiphyA gummy bear.
7. Â Where do cows go on a date?
GiphyTo the moo-vies.
8. What do you call a pig that knows karate?
GiphyA pork chop.
9. What do you call a fake noodle?
GiphyAn impasta.
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
GiphyBecause he was outstanding in his field.
11. How does a penguin build their houses?
GiphyIgloo's it together.
12. What's brown and sticky?
GiphyA stick.
13. Why can the bike stand up by itself?
GiphyIt was two tired.
14. What did the grape do when it was stepped on?
GiphyIt let out a little wine.
15. Dad can you put the dog out?
Giphy"I didn't know the dog was on fire."
16. Did I tell you about the time I did a back flip?
GiphyI was head over heels.
17. Wanna hear a joke about construction?
Giphy"I'm still working on it."
18.Why did the coffee file a police report?
GiphyBecause it got mugged.
19. I'll call you later.
Giphy"Don't call me Later, call me dad."
20. Wanna hear a joke about paper?
GiphyNever mind it's tear-able.
21. How do you make a tissue dance?
GiphyPut a little boogie in it.
22. How do you make holy water?
GiphyYou boil the hell out of it.
23. What do spiders do in their free time?
GiphyGo on the web.
24. Dad, can you put my shoes on?
Giphy"No, I don't think they'll fit me."
25. I'm hungry.
Giphy"Hi Hungry, I'm dad."
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
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