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10 Tinder Messages That Will Make Any Woman Groan, We've All Been There

*looks into the camera like I'm on "The Office"

Cheyenne
Jul 30, 2018
Troy University
129
girl
@trinsby/Instagram

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Women go through a lot. Periods, childbirth, menopause, the world really has it out for us. The worst thing though? Thirsty boys.

1. Tinder romance

I'm good luv, enjoy.

2. Poetic

I hope you get pink eye.

3. A real dog

I hate Tinder so much. I say I like dogs and I get this. *sigh*

4. Hello, 911?

Please never come near me, thanks.

5. Uhhhhh......

No thanks.

6. Jesus Christ.

This isn't a competition on who can make me the most uncomfortable, but you'd win if it were.

7. What???

Where do you people come up with this stuff?

8. Please stop.

I would rather run into oncoming traffic.

9. Whoa, way to cross the line

I've been asked a lot of weird stuff, but this really takes the cake.

10. I just want to pepper spray you.

Starve, thanks.

Yes, these are real messages I've gotten from real people, presumably men. Men, if you're really wanting to seem charismatic, this is not the way to do it. No girl is interested in messages like this. We pity you and even despise you. If you say any of these things to my face, I will tase you. Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk.

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