The following matchup is set for one fall, introducing first.....I see that we have a lot of participants in this match tonight that will take me sixteen minutes just to do. The winner will become the new champion of the world! In this match, there are no rules, just pure chaos. Wrestlers can use anything to their discretion to subdue their opponent or avoid destruction themselves. Let's get ready to rumble!
"This man is surely looking to cause some mayhem, ladies and gentlemen"
Giphy"The match hasn't even started and people are going for cheap shops!"
"We have some order here in the ring but....why does this dude have a guitar right now?"
Giphy
This is not The Voice, people, this is wrestling!
"The ref is down! We need another official out here!"
Giphy"How the hell did he kick out of that?!? Even Undertaker is shocked about that!"
"Superkick!!!!!!!!"
Giphy"So many chairs....too little ringspace!"
"For the love of all that is humane, where does the carnage stop?!?!"
Giphy"Superkick!!!!"
Giphy"HOLY SH**!!!!"
"Superkick!!!!"
What a hellacious match, ladies and gentlemen! We have to take a commercial break after all this excitement! See you next time!