The most dramatic reality love show is back (and maybe????) better than ever. Nick Viall is this years bachelor and 30, yes 30, women are out vying for his undying love and affection. Nick's journey started a couple of years ago and I guess for him, fourth times a charm. As hard as he tries to be these ladies first choice, he fails every time. I'm going to say it's because he's extremely awkward and uncomfortable when around any other human being. But the tables have turned ladies and gents and may I say that these women are nuts. Just watching some of their introductions during the very first episode was overwhelming and just plain weird. The initial meeting of all the women was extremely confusing as well because half of them were wearing red dresses, and each time another red dresser would enter they'd be like, "oh look, another one," excuse me, but you could've worn a different colored dress don't sit there and whine! 45 minutes in and the bachelor nation is already annoyed. And although we're a couple episodes in and some girls have left, here are top craziest girls this season:

1. Alexis

This girl shows up in a shark costume and claims it's a dolphin the entire night. Don't get me wrong, it was hilarious and props to her for having the balls to do that. She is an "aspiring dolphin trainer" from New Jersey and says she sometimes goes to the supermarket in a sumo wrestler costume. Nick keeps her around through the first rose ceremony and I'm actually kind of rooting for her. I think it'd be wrong not to.

2. Josephine

Her intro proves she is bat-shit crazy. From saying "meow" to her cat over and over again to role playing with herself on a pier, AND asking some seals "do you think Nick's gonna like me?" I can't tell if she belongs in the bachelor house or a psych ward. Not to mention she slapped Nick across the face during one of the group dates for an exercise. Ok I admit, that was funny just because I feel like Nick deserved it for no particular reason, but her intro had me going "uhhhhhhh..." the entire time.

3. Corinne

Talk about aggravating. Her motto is 99.9% probably, "take no prisoners." Where to even begin...

- she was the first to kiss Nick; approximately three seconds after walking into the house

- she kept taking all the other girls' time away from him in her attempt to get the first impression rose

- she's cocky and throws around that she runs a "multimillion dollar business" (it was her dads)

- got naked in front of him and the others

and so many other things that are wrong. In the sneak peek of next weeks episode we see Corinne sobbing, probably because she found out she wouldn't be the first girl in the house to sleep with him, but more on that part later. Basically, she's out for blood.

4. Jasmine G

Although she hasn't gotten much screen time, is she still on? Someone let me know, she shows up with Neil Lane and shows Nick the ring she wants. Nick is already awkward enough without you rushing things there's no need to make him try and avoid you the rest of the night. Too bold of a move to work in her favor.

5. Liz

Lastly, she met him before, slept with him at their mutual friend's wedding, said no when he asked for her number, then comes on the Bachelor to try and win him back! Sorry, but you had your chance. Then she goes around telling another girl what happened, Nick decides he has to tell everyone else about this situation AFTER sending her home (thank goodness), causing some rifts among the rest of them. So thank you, Liz, for all the drama you caused this season. No really, thank you it's entertaining.