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15 Thoughts Of Someone Crashing A Physics Class

"I'm not even in engineering and I'm stressed out about this."

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15 Thoughts Of Someone Crashing A Physics Class
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Recently, one of my friends invited me to see the torture that was his physics class on campus. Being an advertising major and never touching any kind of science-related subjects, I thought it would be fun to take a trip down the high school curriculum memory lane — physics can't be that hard, right?

I was wrong.

15 things went through my mind while sitting in this class...

1. This woman sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger's mother.

This woman has a very thick German accent, but she certainly knows more about anything than I do concerning anything, ever.

2. Why is this guy on coolmath-games.com?

Actually, I don't have to ask that... I would've given up by now too.

3. Why is this guy watching the Masters?

Read number two.

4. Series Impedance:

Z(eq)=Z(1)+Z(2)

Do I know what the hell this means? No. Something about energy I think.

5. WHAT DO ALL OF THESE FORMULAS MEAN WHY AM I SO DUMB?

I'm not even in engineering and I'm stressed out about this.

6. Everyone in here looks so sad. Dead, even.

I bet half of these people have drinking problems.

7. I'm an advertising major and I couldn't sell the idea of this class being fun to anyone.

What makes it worse: the impending reality of not being able to find a job with a bachelor's degree.

8. Bruh, there are literally 787,000 equations.

I cannot reiterate how important it is to know each equation and how it relates to a different equation that you likely do not know. Do you think everyone in here actually knows this?

9. There is no student-to-teacher communication.

But on a serious note, this class requires zero interaction from the students for the instructor to teach. No wonder these people are sleeping.

10. In 5 years, all of these people will be making more money than I will.

That's the only silver lining I am observing in here.

11. I spy with my little eye...

A guy with some Forrest Gump running hair wearing Beats Studios not paying attention, a guy passed out beside his Monster energy drink, and hundreds of smartphones open on iMessage. Ahhhhh, education.

12. There's still 30 minutes left in this class?

I seriously just came here for jokes, but I'm ready to walk out like...

13. Everyone right now is totally looking at me because I don't belong here.

Yes, the row of sorority girls behind me overheard that I was an advertising major. I'll convince myself that they're laughing about something else. I mean they probably are, right?

14. All of these formulas are making me hungry.

I would kill for some chicken nuggets right now. Something about electricity and magnetism really gets your appetite going.

15. Thank God I don't have to do this every day.

Bless all of you that are engineers and have to understand these concepts. There's no way I could survive in this cruel, science-y world without you.

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