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The one time where your life is just as messy as his.

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1. You don't actually believe that you have an exam tomorrow.

You're experiencing a mixture of disbelief, frustration, and let's be honest, embarrassment. Did you lose your syllabus? Nope. It's sitting in your folder that you've avoided opening for the past four weeks.

2. You realize that you are inevitably screwed and are internally freaking out, but end up projecting your problems onto others.

Why admit that you're wrong when you can just tell everyone else that they're wrong?

3. Now that you've gotten that out of your system, you experience a burst of confidence, where you convince yourself that you might actually be able to swing this.

It's as if this all-nighter is your destiny.

4. But then 2 a.m. comes around, and your eyes start getting a little heavy.

I think I'm just gonna close my eyes for a second...

5. Around 4 a.m. you start slurring.

You know it's bad when just about anything will make you laugh uncontrollably.

6. You look at yourself in the mirror and ask:

I don't know, me, I don't know...

7. But then, out of nowhere, you get a second wind.

You're not sure whether it's a natural surge of energy or those two turbo shots in your coffee finally kicking in. Whatever it is, it seems to be working (for now).

8. You and your study partner convince each other that you're gonna kill it.

You're seriously considering making this your routine before every test.

9. You waltz into your class a few hours later looking like a complete train wreck and everyone can tell.

The only designer bags you're wearing are the ones underneath your eyes, and you've chosen the classic scent of "Parfum de I haven't showered in three days." Who needs to look like a million bucks when you're about to absolutely slay this exam?

10. You finish your exam feeling like a boss and high-five your professor on your way out the door. #MicDrop

You're not sure whether you just wrote a math equation in your English essay, but who cares? C'est la vie.

11. You get your test back a week later and end up getting a B- on it.

But you'll take it.

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No one best represents the struggle like our favorite 90s squad.

1. When course schedules are released and you have a conflict between two required classes.

2. When there is only one section of a popular course.

3. Receiving the 18,000 emails reminding you to register ASAP.

4. When you need to see an advisor, but they are too busy/unresponsive.

5. Trying not to dress like a bum for your appointments with your advisors/department heads.

6. When you have a perfectly planned out schedule, and one class ruins it.

7. Carefully moving things around to accommodate a different class/section.

8. Waking up at 6:00 a.m. for your enrollment time.

9. Concocting a new schedule at your enrollment time after your original plan gets changed.

10. Getting into a class and filling the last available seat.

11. When all of your classes finally go through.

12. Realizing that you forgot a class that was a pre-requisite for everything else.

When your capability of "adulting" is put to the test

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"Nobody living in one of the most influential nations in the world should be worried about making ends meet."

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What are the states that have set a $15/hour minimum wage?

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Because who understands your bitterness better than April?

1. When you have to provide an "interesting fact" for your first day ice-breaker.

2. When your professor is babbling on and on in his lecture.

3. When you edit your friend's paper and they get an A.

4. When it's 2 AM and you remember you have a test tomorrow.

5. When you finish taking the test and you're pretty sure you failed...

6. ...but then you get the test back and somehow passed.

7. When you've been up for 12 hours straight writing a paper.

8. And then you manage to stay awake in class the next day.

9. When you have to butter up your professor for an extra credit opportunity.

10. When you're assigned a group project.

11. And your group-mates are trying to chat about life instead of the assignment.

12. When it's your last class of the day and you're about to go home.

13. But then you remember rent is due tonight and the anger comes back.

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