You just graduated college. You have applied to seventy jobs in the past 3 months. So far nothing you love has come your way. Everything seems to be crashing down on your life. Fall isn't too far away and you promised yourself you would have an adult job by then. When it's mid-July and the only offer you've gotten is from McDonalds, you start to panic. What did I even get my degree for? I thought I was going to have the job of my dreams by now! What am I doing wrong? I just want to be rich and happy. Ya know what they say, "Choose a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life." Well here is a sample cover letter that will guarantee a jumpstart to your career! Enjoy!

Human Resources

Hire Me Co.

Wealthy Avenue

We're Rich, CT 06511

To Whom It May Concern:

I am contacting you on behalf of the job opening for the Hire Me Company. I found this position on getajob.com on June 30, 2016. My interest in working for this company is outstanding. When I was applying to college in 2012, my main goal was to graduate and become a servant for you for a really low paying salary.

For my internship this past summer, I decided to do what I love: be bossed around so I could gain experience. It taught me many life lessons like how people take their coffee, where the mail room is and how short my lunch break is going to be. It gave me a great preview at what my future will be like, aside from the excitement of sitting behind a desk from nine to five.

As a college graduate, I have realized that I am going to be serving people for the rest of my life. I believe that the philosophy that works best with people like myself revolves around submission. I think all employees should work this way. Why stand up for yourself when you can have the opportunity of a lifetime? Nothing is better than this entry level job that is paying me below the average income. I even get to waitress on the side! Lastly, I believe workers should be grateful for not being allowed any sick or vacation days because that means more time in the office.

I appreciate the opportunity to apply to what could be my dream job and look forward to hearing back from you about this position. I will be available for employment in August of 2016.

Sincerely,

Gabriella Bigos