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I Could Beat Your Mom In A Nugget Eating Contest

And these other food eating contests

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I Could Beat Your Mom In A Nugget Eating Contest

It seems as though everyone really has their own strengths and weaknesses. For example, it is plain to see that the Kardashians are good at Snapchat or that Miles Teller is great at being hot. I like to think that even I have many strengths that I have discovered over the years. Some of these strengths include writing articles that sometimes elicit a few shares from relatives on Facebook, being able to fall asleep in under two minutes flat- always, and I really seem to excel in eating.

Now I know what you are thinking, how can you be good at eating. Well, let me tell you. In fourth grade I bet the boy I had a crush on that I could beat him in a pizza eating contest, and I did. Last week I convinced the people I was with that I could eat an entire party platter of nachos. I even have finished two bowls of pasta at Olive Garden during their never ending pasta special.

This morning while I was running I was also thinking about all of the food I wish I was eating. (Disclaimer: I hate running, but in order to prevent myself from looking like I got stung by a million bees and swelled up the doubled my size, I have to move my body.)

Continuing on, I was pondering what food I wish I had an endless supply of and why the scientists haven’t created a delicious snack that actually makes you thinner.

I later reflected that this probably isn’t high up on the scientists lists and probably falls right under Solar Powered Hoverboards for priorities.

This was when I compiled my list of 10 foods that I could definitely win at in an eating contest.

1) Nuggets

2) French Fries


3. Hotdogs

4.) Cheesy Popcorn

5.) Watermelon

6.) Avocado Toast

7.) Bacon

8.) Frosted Animal Crackers (Not the Iced ones though)

9.) Pickles

10.) And Anything Dipped in Ranch

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