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10 Thoughts You Have If Your Dog ~Lets~ You Sleep In Your Own Bed With Them

You can't sleep with them, but you can't sleep without them either.

Brianna Elizabeth Farr

Jun 03, 2019

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10 Thoughts You Have If Your Dog ~Lets~ You Sleep In Your Own Bed With Them

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I have an 8-year-old miniature pinscher who has slept with me every night since he was a puppy. Sometimes I wish I could just have the bed to myself, but I can't fall asleep without him cuddled up next to me. If your dog sleeps in bed with you, I think you'll relate to these 10 thoughts I have every night.

1. What if I squish the dog in my sleep?

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It's a legitimate fear.

2. Can dogs breathe under the covers?

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Seriously, how can they breathe in there?

3. I am so uncomfortable right now.

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Just...a little...more room...please!

4. Does it make me an awful person if I push this dog out of the bed?

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I just need to sleep without a dog on top of my legs every once in a while.

5. There's definitely not enough room in this bed for my dog.

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How does a dog take up more bed-space than a person?

6. Why didn't I train my dog to sleep in a pet bed?

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Probably because it chewed dog beds up as a puppy.

7. Where is my pet? I can't fall asleep without them.

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After a while sleeping without them just doesn't feel right.

8. Please stop licking the bed.

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I mean, it's just gross.

9. Yuck! When did your breath get so stinky?

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No amount of Greenie's can fix this dog breath.

10. This is the bond of a lifetime.

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Will I ever love anything as much as I love this co-sleeping dog?

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You can't sleep with them, but you can't sleep without them either.

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1. What if I squish the dog in my sleep?

2. Can dogs breathe under the covers?

3. I am so uncomfortable right now.

4. Does it make me an awful person if I push this dog out of the bed?

5. There's definitely not enough room in this bed for my dog.

6. Why didn't I train my dog to sleep in a pet bed?

7. Where is my pet? I can't fall asleep without them.

8. Please stop licking the bed.

9. Yuck! When did your breath get so stinky?

10. This is the bond of a lifetime.

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6. holds arm against your arm Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. holds pale arm against another pale arm Aw, at least you're darker than her!

10. adjusts selfie lighting to their face Oops, where'd you go??

11. after working out Your face is SO red!

12. wears white Look! You're all one color!