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8 Conversations I Would Have With My Dog If She Could Talk Back

Because she is pawsitively my bestie.

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8 Conversations I Would Have With My Dog If She Could Talk Back
Peggy Dwyer

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If there is one person in this whole wide world that I would want input from 24/7, would be my dog. Imagine everything she sees, hears, and feels all day long and we hear none of it. After all, she has been there for me at my worst, probably the only one who truly knows all. But imagine if we knew all about them? Here is the conversation I would have with my sweet puppy if she would talk back to me.

1. "Soo .. what friends of mine do you actually like?"

You know how your Mom always spots the fake friends, imagine how good your dog could be at this.

2. "Do you get tired of eating the same food all of the time?"

Could you imagine.. the same food... the same treats... every day

3. "How long does one day feel to you?"

I mean for us, a day can feel as quick as ten minutes or as long as ten years. But more importantly, how long does it feel for the puppies?

4. "What are you favorite spots to get pet?"

Do they just wag their tail to be polite? Or are they actually enjoying their pets?

5. "Do you have anyone over when we leave?"

Humans out, puppy party started

6. "Who are your besties on the block?"

What is good with the dog drama, spill the tea.

7. "Do you just pretend to sleep when we walk into the room?"

Just like when we were little and did not want to walk inside after falling asleep in the car, so we pretended to be asleep to get carried inside.

8. "Who is your favorite family member?"

I mean... obviously you have to have favorites, right?

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