One thing a lot of people don't really know about me is that I love reading about conspiracy theories.
"Conspiracy Theory - theideathatmanyimportantpoliticaleventsoreconomicandsocialtrendsaretheproductsofsecretplotsthatarelargelyunknownto thegeneralpublic."
Celebrity theories, political theories, the Illuminati, aliens, clones, robots, I love to read about all of them. So, thanks to some writer's block, I thought this week for my article I would take some time to educate the public, well the public who doesn't look up conspiracy theories like myself, on some of my favorites! Well... that was a bad way to put it; conspiracy theories are weird so they're not my "favorite" but some of the most interesting ones!
1. Khloe Kardashian's is actually O.J. Simpson's daughter
2. Tom Cruise auditions his wives
In my opinion, Tom Cruise is seriously the creepiest guy in Hollywood and this only proves my point further. According to this conspiracy theory, which I totally believe, there was a book that revealed that actresses such as Scarlett Johansson, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba and others auditioned to be his wife - he later settled on Katie Holmes (but that marriage didn't go so well - yikes).
3. Disney had Miley Cyrus killed and the Miley Cyrus we see now is actually a clone
Back when Miley was just known as the "sweet Disney girl from Hannah Montana" we all loved her. Then, when she started taking dirty selfies, smoking, and basically going against everything Disney, the company realized there was only one way to solve their Miley Cyrus problem... murder. Another theory is that a bunch of executives at Disney wanted to try and do things with Miley and when she refused they beat her up, left her for dead, and replaced her with a clone. Creepy...
4. Blue Ivy was named after the Illuminati
Honestly, I don't believe this one... but the jury's still out on if I believe Beyoncé is in the Illuminati or not. But, if you wanted to hear it, this is apparently what Blue Ivy's name means: "Born Living Under Evil Illuminati's Very Youngest."
5. Bush did 9/11
You knew we were going to have to talk about this. "Bush did 9/11" has turned into a huge internet joke every since the conspiracy theory came out - so let's break it down. As we know, when the planes hit the Twin Towers, Bush was reading a story to children. After he was told what was happening, Bush continued reading acting like nothing was happening. A lot of people applaud him for this, had he gotten up he would have concerned the children... but is that what he was really doing. A conspiracy theory claims that Bush didn't stop reading because he knew, himself, that he and his staff were not in danger - cause he planned the whole thing. Apparently bin Laden was on the CIA payroll and had a meeting with French leaders 72 days before 9/11 happened. The theory doesn't give any reason why Bush would have wanted to cause 9/11. So, do I really believe it? No. Is it still interesting and funny to read? Yeah.
6. Michael Jackson is alive
I really want this one to be true because I miss Michael and I want to see an MJ concert so bad. There is an entire website dedicated to supposed MJ "sightings." There's an apparent report that Michael is living in Canada (in a house with JFK, Tupac, and Whitney Houston right?). The majority of the pictures on the website you can tell are definitely not Michael so it appears this one is totally false... much to my own dismay.
7. Robert F. Kennedy killed Marilyn Monroe
Allegedly, Marilyn Monroe had an affair with both of the Kennedy brothers: John and Robert. After Robert told Marilyn that he would not marry her, it caused a fight and Marilyn threatened to release to the world about her affairs with him and John. Robert couldn't have that and allegedly killed her.
8. Avril Lavigne is dead
And apparently has been replaced by a clone. Allegedly, Avril committed suicide in the early 2000's due to stress from her career and the recent loss of her grandfather just becoming too much for her. At the time, Avril's career was booming and her record company didn't want to lose profit - so they created a clone to continue her legacy. Fans claim to notice the clone because birthmarks have moved and her personality seemed to change overnight... I don't know if I believe this one but it's seriously creepy.
9. Katy Perry is actually the grown up JonBenét Ramsey
No that picture on the left is not a young Katy Perry, that picture is actually murdered beauty queen JonBenét Ramsey... or was she really murdered? The theory goes that the reason the cops never found JonBenét's killer is because there was no killer. Apparently they faked their death so the family could gain fame then kept JonBenét hidden until she could rise to fame as "Katy Perry."
10. Queen Elizabeth is the leader of the Illuminati
Thanks to an apparent "clone" named Donald Marshall, we have this conspiracy theory. Marshall, who claims he is an actual clone raised in the Illuminati (a mixture of the cults "Scientologists" "Free Masons" and "The Vrill Society") and claims that the royal family is some of the most perverted and worst people to interact with. Marshall claims that the Queen likes to cut clone children with swords for entertainment. I don't know if I can see little old Queen Elizabeth doing that, but you can ride Marshall's full letter here.
Celebrities are weird and so are their conspiracy theories. No harm or disrespect was intended for the people/events involved in all of these theories.
