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Congratulations America

You did it, elected an amazing President. (Not.)

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Congratulations America
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Well it looks like we did it. Donald Trump has won the 2016 presidential election. Finally, instead of the first Hispanic or Latino or even woman president, we elect another old white guy. Not just ANY old white man, an amazing leader like that. Thankfully we have a president who:

-Dismisses sexual assault as "locker room talk", while having multiple allegations of sexual harassment and rape against him.

-Claims that a majority of Mexican people are "bringing crime, drugs, and are rapists" but do not worry, some of them are "good people."

-Appointed a Vice President who wanted to defund HIV and AIDs research in favor of conversion therapy during a run for Senate in 2000. Mike Pence also is against same-sex marriage.

-Has his win celebrated by the Islamic State, because hopefully, civil war!

Regardless of whether you like his policies or want some twisted form of change, Trump should not be president. Unfortunately he won, so we're stuck with him for at least 4 years. You all were appalled by e-mails, that were thrown out the window, and voted for a potential rapist, definite racist, homophobic vice president, and whose enemies celebrate his victory on the grounds it tears our country apart. There was no lesser of two evils in this case. Congratulations America, you really f**ked up this time.


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