Confessions of a Ralphs Clearance Section Shopper | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

Confessions of a Ralphs Clearance Section Shopper

Lessons from my time in the Mecca of Markdowns

570
Confessions of a Ralphs Clearance Section Shopper

The moment the grocery doors glide open I make a direct beeline for the stairwell to the bathrooms, cutting through the salad bar and down the baking ingredients aisle to minimize travel time. Within seconds of entering Ralphs I have arrived at my Mecca: the clearance section. Featuring everything from plates and cups to novelty beers to off-brand medicines, the alcove housing extreme markdowns has unequivocally become my happy place.

There is an undeniable thrill of spending cents instead of dollars, watching the register confirm my ability to fill three grocery bags for under $5. I show up to parties with super bowl cakes, Hanukah cookies, and trays of day-old doughnuts, all with clearance stickers meticulously scratched off and purchased for a fraction of their original cost. I hit the five clearance sections around the store (meats, dry goods, dairy, meats and frozen food) with the focus and routine of an Olympic athlete. Swinging by the produce section for a sample-snack and the bulk bins for a smuggled handful of trail mix to keep my energy up during the markdown marathon, I raid the reduce-price rows.

True, the low costs sometimes inspire purchases I wouldn’t normally make (baby food for my childless home, holiday themed coffee blends, a chicken coop’s worth of poultry seasoning), but at $.49 a pop, it’s hard to feel too remorseful. And, while my roommates may complain when I show up with 10 packages of Easter-themed Peeps, all purchased for under a dollar, I can’t give a reason why beyond the glorious concept of saving money.

Due to my dabbling in discounts, I have grown to abhor the idea of waste. In the spirit of shelves overflowing with almost-stale baguettes and over-ripe bananas, I am on a constant quest to simplify my life. From grocery trips to making weekend plans, shopping the yellow-ticketed items inspires me to use everything I choose to claim as mine, be it fruits and veggies or other’s time. The minute I take responsibility for an item, schedule dinne with a friend or claim some aspect of a group project, it becomes my obligation to see that commitment through without squandering time, money or opportunity.

The clearance section also challenges me to get creative in the kitchen, rotating obscure spices, sauces and nut mixes into my traditional, meal-prepped weekly menu. I play personal games of Chopped, picking up one item from each clearance section and forcing myself to use them each in unique ways. In all its markdown magnificence, the discounts encourage me to change my conception of what is “unwanted.”

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
kid
Janko Ferlic
Do as I say, not as I do.

Your eyes widen in horror as you stare at your phone. Beads of sweat begin to saturate your palm as your fingers tremble in fear. The illuminated screen reads, "Missed Call: Mom."

Growing up with strict parents, you learn that a few things go unsaid. Manners are everything. Never talk back. Do as you're told without question. Most importantly, you develop a system and catch on to these quirks that strict parents have so that you can play their game and do what you want.

Keep Reading...Show less
friends
tv.com

"Friends" maybe didn’t have everything right or realistic all the time, but they did have enough episodes to create countless reaction GIFs and enough awesomeness to create, well, the legacy they did. Something else that is timeless, a little rough, but memorable? Living away from the comforts of home. Whether you have an apartment, a dorm, your first house, or some sort of residence that is not the house you grew up in, I’m sure you can relate to most of these!

Keep Reading...Show less
man working on a laptop
Pexels

There is nothing quite like family.

Family is kinda like that one ex that you always find yourself running back to (except without all the regret and the angsty breakup texts that come along with it).

Keep Reading...Show less
bored kid
Google Images

No matter how long your class is, there's always time for the mind to wander. Much like taking a shower or trying to fall asleep, sitting in a classroom can be a time when you get some of your best ideas. But, more than likely, you're probably just trying to mentally cope with listening to a boring lecturer drone on and on. Perhaps some of the following Aristotle-esque thoughts have popped into your head during class.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

Advice To Live By As Told By Bob's Burgers

The Belchers hold the key to a better life.

1256
Bob's Burgers
Adult Swim

Bob's Burgers is arguably one of the best and most well-written shows on tv today. That, and it's just plain hilarious. From Louise's crazy antics to Tina's deadpan self-confidence, whether they are planning ways to take over school or craft better burgers, the Belchers know how to have fun. They may not be anywhere close to organized or put together, but they do offer up some wise words once and awhile.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments