Tomorrow (noun): A mystical land where 99 percent of all human productivity, motivation, and achievement is stored.

1. Yes, I do buy a planner and create a schedule only to see how cute it looks and to avoid actually following it.

2. Social Media, Netflix, Hulu, etc. are my frenemies.

3. Due tomorrow means do tomorrow.
4. Being late is really never my fault; it is "One Tree Hill’s," and "Gossip Girl’s."

5. Friends expect me to be late and I take advantage of time.

6. I actually know that when you tell to be somewhere at eight it actually starts at nine.
7. I can sleep like a baby knowing that I have a deadline coming up and I have not started yet.

8. When there is homework to be done, you need to snack every five minutes.

9. You can get a lot of studying done in those 30 minutes before the test.

10. You have a reputation to uphold: you cannot just start showing up or doing things early, people will want too much from you.

Bonus 1: Use Quizlet, it gives you an excuse to still be able to play on your phone

Bonus 2: I had to get a friend to make me finish this article on time.