Confessions of A Newly Found Vegan | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

Confessions of A Newly Found Vegan

No, we don't eat grass

13
Confessions of  A Newly Found Vegan
paleoplan.com

I'll be the first one to say it: I never thought I'd become vegan.

Emphasis on the never.

Sure, I wanted to join the 'fit group". I always wanted to identify as someone who led a healthy, balanced lifestyle but just like my visits to the gym, it would never last and my devotion to bacon and beef pho ran deep. Too deep, real deep.

Earlier this year I made friends with someone who had very recently converted to the vegan lifestyle. Contrary to popular reaction, I didn't think she was crazy, or on some form of extreme diet. I actually admired her very much for her commitment to this decision. I noticed how happy and passionate she was on the subject, that intrigued me and after just a short time, my inquisitive nature took full effect.

I decided that I would start to research veganism for myself and as I am sure is obvious by my title, after very little but strongly supported research, I too converted (it should be noted, becoming vegan was never my intention but that's just how it panned out).

However, had I known the sarcastic comments, the eye rolls and judgmental stares I'd get at the supermarket while grocery shopping, the endless "vegan" memes or preaching I'd get from carnivores on social media or even worse: in public... I would have saved the "vegan" title for a much later date.

Let me say that everyone's harsh criticism has the been the worst and only bad thing about this decision. With that being said, let me get to the point: there are a plethora of misconceptions when it comes to veganism, and as a former meat fanatic, I get it. The word itself is scary. Depending on what your definition of "scary" is.

Enough babbling though, time to shed light on what seems to be, a HIGHLY offensive topic.


1. We don't just eat vegetables aka "Grass"


I know this is what most people want or do believe.

"I could never be a vegan."

"I hate salads."

"What does grass taste like?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA very funny, guys. I've never heard that one before. So creative


2. We're not always hungry

Admittedly, the first couple weeks of my turning vegan were difficult but down the road, your body will thank you AND it wont be begging for food every five seconds.



3. We can eat a lot of things, we just choose not to eat ALL THE THINGS


Even when you explain this a million times to "meat eaters/ non-vegans" they always seem to apologize: "you're vegan? I'm so sorry!"

No, sir/mam/person/thing: I'M sorry you don't understand. It's simple, we don't eat anything that comes from animals, WE'RE NOT DYING


4. Some of us are vegan for the environment and some of us do it for... well, just us.

There's the ethical, environmental and health aspect of becoming vegan. let me sum it up:

Some walk around like this

And then there's this:

I first became vegan for the latter, every other reason followed suit.


5. We're not miserable. If we were, we wouldn't be vegan


Our lives don't look like this... no matter how bad meat eaters want it to look like this

6. We hate having to apologize for not eating meat

We don't ask meat eaters to apologize for eating meat. so don't twist our arm trying to make us apologize for being vegan. What are we supposed to say? "I'm sorry my plants and legumes offend you???" Huh?

7. We don't think we're better

I really used this photo for the irony. IT'S NOT A COMPETITION.


8. We don't broadcast it 24/7

If you ask, we'll tell but other than that, we're not updating our status every five seconds or telling the grocery clerk that we're vegan. We know you don't care, ok?


9. You can be a vegan on a budget

This is just "vegan on a budget 101" it gets better with time. I promise. there is also the gift of take out. for example, Chipotle, Thai food, Indian food, Chinese food, burger joints. the list really is endless

10. WE EAT PROTEIN TOO!!!!

Two words: get smart

11. BYE BYE CONSTIPATION!!!!


This is my favorite. One of the many reasons I am so glad I chose to become vegan. I had a really bad time with this. I took laxatives galore, I changed my diet a million times, had regular doctors visits... in fact, during one visit, my doctor told me: "you're full of sh*t. no literally Keila, you're full of it, this is insane". Going vegan was the only thing that really made a difference and actually stuck. NO SHAME IN MY CONSTIPATION-FREE GAME!!! BYE BYE CONSTIPATION, YOU WERE LITERALLY THE WORST!!

On a much lighter and final note:

12. It's not gross. It's delicious


So, in the words of Queen Antoinette: let them eat cake. or steak. or plants. or whatever. just let them be!!

*quote has been modified for vegan usage*


Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Student Life

A Few Thoughts Every College Freshman Has

The transition into adulthood is never easy

2764
Mays Island
Courtney Jones

Today I started my third week of college at Minnesota State Moorhead. I have survived welcome week, finding my classes on the first day, and being an awkward loner in the dining hall. Even though I have yet to be here for a month, I have already experienced many thoughts and problems that only a new college student can relate to.

Keep Reading...Show less
college

"Make sure to get involved when you're in college!"

We've all heard some variation of this phrase, whether it came from parents, other family members, friends, RAs, or college-related articles. And, like many clichés, it's true for the most part. Getting involved during your college years can help you make friends, build your resume, and feel connected to your campus. However, these commitments can get stressful if you're dealing with personal issues, need to work, or aren't sure how to balance classes and everything else going on during the semester.

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

9 Reasons Why Friends Are Essential In College

College without friends is like peanut butter without jelly.

1419
Bridgaline Liberati and friends
Bridgaline Liberati

In college, one of the essential things to have is friends. Yes, textbooks, a laptop, and other school supplies are important but friends are essential. Friends are that support system everybody needs. The more friends you have the better the support system you have. But you also have someone to share experiences with. And don’t settle for just one or two friends because 8 out of 10 times they are busy and you are studying all alone. Or they have other friend groups that do not include you. Don’t settle for just one or two friends; make as many friends as you can. After the first couple of weeks of college, most friend groups are set and you may be without friends.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

The Power of Dressing Up

Why it pays to leave the hoodie at home.

1086
sneakers and heels
Sister | Brother Style - Word Press

For a moment your world is spinning. The phone alarm has just scared you awake and you’re flooded by daunting thoughts of the day ahead. You have three assignments due and little time to work on them because of your job. You’re running late because you’ve hit snooze one to many times after yesterday’s long hours. You dizzily reach for a hoodie, craving its comfort, and rush for a speedy exit, praying you will have time to pick up coffee. Does this sound familiar?

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

11 Signs You Live At The Library As Told by 'Parks And Recreation'

A few signs that you may live in the library whether you'd like to admit it or not.

990
brown wooden book shelves with books

Finals week is upon us. It is a magical time of year during which college students everywhere flock to the library in attempt to learn a semester's worth of knowledge in only a week. For some students, it's their first time in the library all semester, maybe ever. Others have slaved away many nights under the fluorescent lights, and are slightly annoyed to find their study space being invaded by amateurs. While these newbies wander aimlessly around the first floor, hopelessly trying to find a table, the OGs of the library are already on the third floor long tables deep into their studies. Here is a few signs that you may live in the library, whether you'd like to admit it or not.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments