"Hi, my name is Kimi and I am a coffee addict."
*group mumbles* "Hi Kimi."
I think we all know a person that is hands down obsessed, addicted, and attached to coffee... if you DON'T know that person, you probably are that person.
But it's okay, don't sweat it. Someone has to speak for all of us right? Here are the untold confessions of every coffee addict.
1. Basically, your entire bank statement is filled with Dunkin' Donuts, Wawa, Starbucks, etc., transactions because you buy coffee a little (a lot) too frequently.
2. You just don't want to talk to anyone or do anything until you've had some coffee. Even after just one sip you feel 10 times more ready to deal with whatever your day is throwing at you.
3. No matter what you're drinking, you're going to wish it was coffee. Sure that iced tea or water or maybe soda may be okay... but you know what would be way better?? One iced coffee with cream and sugar please.
4. You can say your coffee order 10 times fast without messing it up, you can say it backward, forwards, you know it like the back of your palm and you KNOW when they mess it up.
5. Coffee stains become part of your daily outfits... I don't know about you, but I drink my coffee while I'm driving, walking, working, texting, and I'm a messy person. Catch me with coffee stains everywhere, it's okay.
6. Chugging your coffee is definitely one of your better talents. Drinking your coffee slowly was thrown out of the window a while ago and no sooner do you buy your coffee, it's already gone. We've all been there.
7. You're not picky about your coffee anymore. Iced coffee, hot coffee, flavored coffee... it doesn't matter. Just get me some darn coffee!
8. Your body may be so used to all of the caffeine that one cup won't wake you up anymore... you'll find yourself still yawning throughout your day and maybe even buying another cup.
9. You'll literally drink coffee at any point of the day. Only having your "morning cup of coffee" is lame, be adventurous. Its 10 PM??? Why not! Go ahead, have a cup.
10. Empty coffee cups are probably everywhere. In your car, on your dresser, under your bed... It's okay though, just throw them out and no one has to know...
For all you coffee addicts out there... I feel for you. Whether you're banging out an essay late at night, have a long work shift ahead of you, or you're hanging out with friends and "grab some coffee," coffee rocks. You probably had some right before reading this. I had some while I wrote it. We're all in this together though, right??