Confessions Of A Former Tinderer | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Entertainment

Confessions Of A Former Tinderer

6
Confessions Of A Former Tinderer
Friends

I hate to admit it, but I did it. I downloaded the infamous Tinder app. We all have one, or know someone who does, so I figured I'd see what all the fuss is about. I sat in bewilderment while friends told me about the ridiculous messages they'd received. I thought to myself, "What am I getting myself into?"

After downloading, they instruct you to customize your profile with Facebook pictures and a bio. I for one don't really use Facebook so picking out pictures was a daunting task. I pondered over a witty bio that didn't made me seem interesting, but not easy. I eventually went with, "help me, my friends made me download this."

It's done. I was officially on Tinder, there was no turning back now. Here I was staring at a plethora of Tinder cards of guys within a 25-mile radius. I felt like I was on The Bachelorette. You'd be surprised with who you find on that app - I definitely was. My Tinder journey consisted of left swipes and the occasional match. I lasted a solid 2-3 weeks on Tinder and in that time I realized that it definitely wasn't for me. Lets break down some of my best and worst Tinder Moments. My personal Tinder manifesto.

The 'mutual friend' - This was the first and last person I ever messaged first on Tinder. Luckily for me, I didn't have to think of a creative introduction because we had a mutual connection with one of my best friends. I messaged him and we had a nice conversation that eventually led to us exchanging numbers. He was cute, smart, tall, and ambitious. I personally thought I hit the Tinder jackpot..... I was wrong. I'm not a picky girl at all but there are a few things that really grind my gears. Unfortunately there's really no easy way to put it. He was boring. I'm not the most talkative person out there but I am able to hold a flowing conversation. However, this guy had to be the most lackadaisical person I've ever met. At first, I thought it was me and maybe he just wasn't interested. So, I do a little digging and asked my friend about him. Lets just say my suspicions of him being a potato were correct.

The 'old friend' - Occasionally you'll come across someone you know and have to make an executive decision on whether or not to swipe right. You don't necessarily think they're cute, you are just interested to see whether or not you guys match. I swiped right, we matched. This was a guy from my high school and he was known to be a flirt. It was of no surprise that he messaged me with his best pickup lines. I must say, they made me laugh. The conversation died rather quickly but I'll always wonder if he swiped right for the same that I did. Unrequited love maybe? I'll never know.

The 'catfish' - There's always that one guy who just seems to good to be true. He has an impeccable jaw line, chiseled back, dreamy eyes and a smile to die for. He basically looks like he belongs on an Abercrombie poster. I matched with THAT guy. I immediately assumed that it was a glitch or an accident because no guy that attractive would match with me. Next thing you know, I have a message. I have a message from my own personal McDreamy. I quickly gathered my thoughts and had a conversation with McDreamy. Talking to him seemed effortless, it was surprising how much we had in common. In my mind he was perfect, a little too perfect. I never called him out on it but he ended up being a catfish. How did I find out? I went to go read a blog and there were ads on the side of the page. McDreamy's face was on an internet ad. I seriously could not believe it. I guess sometimes things are too good to be true.

The 'jerk' - In all honesty, I should have swiped left because this guy was horrible. All guys aren't the same but on Tinder 90% of the guys have their own agenda. This guy was no different, except he was pushy and couldn't take no for an answer. It started off with a nice conversation about where we went to school, majors, etc. I don't give my number out to just anyone but this guy showed promise so I did. Within the first 5 minutes of texting, he says that he wants more than a friendly conversation. After telling him no he proceeds to ask me if my friend who I was with at the time would be interested in him. This guy literally asked me to hook him up with my friend and thought that was okay!! He received a strongly worded text and I've not talked to him since.

The 'dream guy' - I personally haven't found my dream guy but I do know he's out there. I'm not sure if he's on Tinder or not (I hope not) but I can't wait to meet him. For the people who have met their significant other on Tinder, I applaud you. It's amazing that out of the hundreds on people on that app you found the one. I wish I could have the same luck as you but that wasn't the case.

Tinder, it's been fun but I think I'm going to stick to the old-fashioned way. I'll always look back at the laughs it provided and the embarrassment... because I was on Tinder. Goodbye and good riddance.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Sorority
Rebekah Lee

I remember my freshman year oh so well. I remember feeling terrified the night before orientation. The one thing that I dreaded the most was not the new people, the new environment, or even the academic pressure. I was dreading having to talk to sorority girls about Recruitment. I remember cutting off and avoiding any Rho Gamma/Panhellenic Officer that came my way during First Week. I looked at them like they had asked me to cut my arm off whenever they asked me if I wanted to rush. To be honest, I did not even know what rush was, but I knew that I did NOT want to be a part of it. To me, it was dumb. It was a waste of money. It was a waste of my time.

And guess what? I did not rush my freshman year. I spent the first half of my freshman year isolating myself from everyone on campus. I spent all of my time in the library, and then (since I was a commuter) went back home once my work was finished.

Keep Reading...Show less
10 Must Watch Shows During Winter Break
Netflix

Now that the semester is over, you are probably wondering what your purpose of life is beside writing essays and constantly studying. Breaks give you time for some rest and relaxation, and what better way to relax than cuddling with some hot cocoa and some Netflix. Here is a list compiled of shows that must make it into your binge watching sessions, with the website in which you can find it. Enjoy!

Keep Reading...Show less
Disney Princesses
The Odyssey
Tiana would no doubt be disappointed in the food our cafeteria has to offer.

And hopefully she would cook for everyone in her dorm.

She definitley would not take any 8:00 am classes because she would be up late baking and cleaning up the communal kitchen that are available in every dorm.

Keep Reading...Show less
Adulting

The Struggles of Being A Last Semester Senior, As Told By Michael Scott

25 reasons your last semester in college is the best and worst time of your life

1441
Michael Scott

The day you walked onto your school's campus for the first time you were scared, excited, and unsure of how the next four years of your life were going to turn out. You doubted it would go fast and even though you weren't positive about what your future plans would hold, you had plenty of time. You figured out your major, added a minor or two, joined a handful of organizations and all of the sudden you're here. Your final semester of undergrad. Now you've got 25 problems and graduation is only one.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Syllabus Week At UD Explained By "The Office"

"The Office" understands the struggle of the first week back from winter break.

1137
the office

January 19th is the first day of the second semester at the University of Dayton, and students couldn't be more excited. However, the excitement that students are experiencing may be short-lived once they see what this semester's courses will entail. Although students will be happy to be back at Dayton, they may realize this semester will be more difficult than they predicted. Here are some things that happen during syllabus week explained by " The Office."

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments